I'm going to university soon. My parents aren't paying

kys

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samefag

sage

>>2617991
You can give blowjobs to fraternity members obviously, can make decent money from that, may even quit your college lol

I have a lot of friends, could I become a club promoter?

How are you paying to go to collage?

>>2618055
Yeah being a gay club promoter sounds right up your alley, all your "friends" will love it

>>2618104
Well it's better than being a neet f***** like you

>>2617991
saged, and also you should be a poker.

>>2618125
I f***** your mother just so you know

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>>2617991
>My parents aren't paying (disowned)
>I have zero qualifications (lol)
>I'm also high testosterone
>join a fraternity,
>I'm a good public speaker
>I enjoy blowjobs
>I'm not very good at the mathematics
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>Advice on what I should do?
pic related

Holy shit, this is comedy gold.

Please tell me this is some pasta I havent seen yet.

Well I might as well turn to crime then I can't makes stainable income, I can ride my dirt bike quite fast

>>2618121
butthurt

>>2618150
You're laughing now but I'm going to become more successful than you soon

>>2618188
How so?

>>2618188
Sure anon, sure

>>2618202
I'm joining Isis

>>2617991

You won't be good enough at poker or trading.

You can potentially make good money in sales though.

>>2618222
Yeah I was just ship posting I was going to do sales regardless is it possible I can do sales or poker on the side for extra money?