According to a segregated witness Satoshi was found dead in the trunk of Vitalik Buterin his car. They crashed when the driver lost control due to a hard fork on the road! More news later.
>According to a segregated witness
>>2611180
lol'd
Sad day for crypto
Should we hold 3 days of mourning? How do we coordinate this with so many timezones? Are the chinese empathetic enough to mourn? So many questions.......
>>2611174
I'm ok
>>2611174
This is the point where reality hardforks. Hope you faggots are ready
>>2611174
shouldve said
a segregated witness
>2 blocks away
topwew
I'm beginning to enjoy this
>>2611174
>>2611490
my sides
>>2611174
A++ Shitpost