Save a life...

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> it was a rainy afternoon on a sunny day
> anon comes home from work and immediately falls onto his couch
> "daddy daddy come play with me!" says his daughter
> little does she know that her father is a failure
> shes to young to understand, but daddy-kun had the world in his hands at one point, owning a whopping 600 BTC in late-June 2017
> "D-d-daddy pls... *wheeps*"
> the little girl begs for the next couple of minute while anon-kun dozzes off
> "B-b-.... B-Bean... j-just, b-buy..... t,,, the,,, BEEAN!" he snaps awake an frightens the little girl
> "oh sweety im so sorry, I didnt mean to startle you" he says
> "M-Mom told me about what y-you did.... she sais i-its w-why we live in D-Detroit w-w-w-i...with.. little food"
> "She doesnt understand fully, the analysts said the bean had no chance! Bitcoin was going to a million!" he murmers with a pathetic squel
> "M-mom want's to move in w-with uncle Pepe... h-he just b-bought one... and now hes living in B-bevry hills."
....
do you want to be cucked by pepe?
do you want to be poor?
do you want your japanese wife and kids to hate you?
...
buy the bean...
its your only chance.