Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's

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>Deposit $1000 you made from BTC
>Hour passes, you're at home
>You hear your ringtone going off
>Don't recognize the number
>Pick it up, "Hello?"
>Can't hear anything, Person is whispering
>Voice suddenly spikes in volume
>"STRUCTURING"
>Before you can possibly react the windows explode
>Flashbang flies in
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Can't see anything, can't hear anything
>SWAT Team hammers door down
>"WE KNOW YOU HAVE ILLEGAL MONEY IN THERE"
>SWAT Members slams your head into the floor
>Your bitcoins are "seized"
>They just rip your desktop out of the wall and throw it in the truck
>Serve 30 years for not being a good goy

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>>2599921
>THEY NEVER LISTEN

With easy money there is always a catch

>>2599963
lol

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>>2599921
Caesar is alright, but it's Shlomo that I don't want to pay.

>>2600103
This
>people compare Caesar to rats

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>>2599921
But render under God that which belongs to God

>>2600190
tfw we gods now

>>2600190
does bitpay report to the irs? apparently you're supposed to report when you load the card because thats the BTC -> USD tx so you dont have to keep track of every Tx spent with the card