/BIZ/ Confessions

I went all in on Bancor

I bought POSW

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I bought the VOX meme once

I sold at a profit

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told biz to buy ark
told biz to buy ants

i let my dog lick my balls

>>2597206
your dog also licked my gains

1 have 1 Hitler-Coin in my Waves-Wallet

I exclusively day trade XRP.

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>>2597085
made people panic sell dash while I shorted it

I've never actually invested a dime into anything. Not even into a savings account. I just shitpost/live vicariously through you guys.

I fud ans all day on /biz/ when im actually all in on ans

>>2597085
I FUD coins even when im heavily invested in them... im talking $10k+ invested and i will still FUD the coin, its fucking weird

>>2598155
why?

Panic sold minutes before the last bitbean pump.

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i fell for the pajeet eboost scam today and lost this little stack i had been building up grinding with to get good at shorting / daytrading. i basically lost my whole little play stack because i thought i could outpajeet the pajeets. i got greedy and went too far. this was my first time truly getting justed

>>2597085

I just lost about 1.2BTC today because I participated in a pump n dump group.

I know Pump n Dump groups are unethical, but I didn't care. I wanted more money, and I was fine with ripping off some anons.

Well, I bought near the ATH and sold at about 40%. Fastest experience I've ever had of instant karma.

The sad thing is, I still think I can beat the system, and that it would be the fastest way to get my money back.

started on the 3rd.

Bought XVG, RDD and DGB at ATHs.

down about 50% feels great.

>>2597206
>>2597225
no wonder they're so small

I put too much money into crypto last month and had to take out a $400 payday loan so I'd have enough cash to make til my next paycheck.

Meanwhile my cryptogains since would more than cover that, but I don't want to cash out til the end of the year at least.

>>2597085
I've been in complete social isolation for a really, really long time.

>>2598196
was it that the group announced the pump too late, or an intentional scam? i wonder why you bought at ATH

I shill Blocknet instead of ARK even though BLOCK is utter garbage that will go nowhere

>>2598356
Detecting FUD

All I do is watch crypto. I have not left my home in 3 weeks because all I do is order groceries from Amazon prime.

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Bought 3 Mil AMMO for 17 Sats shilled it and sold all for 450 sats...

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I was the main Capricoin shill...

I'm so sorry biz

>>2598326

This is my second time participating in the group. The first time I got a decent 50% return in minutes (even though I was expecting like 800%, but that was already stupid of me).

I thought I could repeat that performance again today with a bigger bet. When I put in my first buy order, it was already at 5x the 24hour low, and my buy order didn't go through. I was drunk on FOMO and put in a buy order at 10x the 24Hour low (after all, it could go to 13-16x). This went through, but it turns out it was near the top.

I do believe there's a smart way to take advantage of these groups, but might just be telling myself that because I'm a horrible degenerate gambler who has an illusion of control.

If I would try again, I would have just stopped immediately if I didn't get in at the first buy attempt.

I know a coin that's almost certain to go up 500x in the next 2-3 years... Tried shilling it here before but you guys only want meme coins.

>>2598356
i think i've seen you in so many ark threads

>>2598482
i'll listen
meme me

>>2598488
It's not ark and I don't post in those threads.

>>2597085
I bought 5 million dgb at 50sat and sold at 2600sat.

I keep shilling to this day.

>>2598501
i've got some ark, but i don't see ark at 500x

are you talkin' ANS?

I bought ark at 16k, shilled it hard and dumped at 32k.

No ragerts

>>2598495
Ok. If you truly want a long term moon, you want a coin that actually could be a valid store of value. Most of these meme coins could have their job done by a private blockchain for cheap or free. Now among store of value coins, ask yourself what is the biggest problem they have in the long term and what coin is solving that problem?

>>2598128
You monster

>>2598196
>unethical
>don't care
>fine with ripping off

Your tears taste so sweet.

>>2598539

Thanks m8. I need you to shame me so that I learn my lesson and don't do this again.

>>2598525
speed/ number of transactions
and i hope you don't mean LTC

>>2598525
How some fucking take ages updating?

>>2598604
Technical issues can be copied/solved by any coin or team. Implementing them is the issue.

>>2598666
You're on the right track, Satan.

>>2598525
sia

>>2598698
so a coin with a small blockchain
again makes me think of ark
don't know of any others that do that
waves?

>>2598716
Sia isn't trying to be a store of value. Good opportunity if they can solve some hard technical problems though.

>>2598720
Small blockchain isn't a critical issue.

Sorry to be so coy. It's important though that our early stakeholders be curious and insightful for the future of the project. Try reading about each of the store of value coins in the top 50. It's currently not in the top 10.

>>2598757
u r a coy one
hang around, let me check through
so you're saying
>store of value
>in top 50, but not top 10
>blockchain size don't matter
>fast transmission speed
are you saying monero or zcash?

>>2598525
problem is governance.

only one coin is solving that with a solid team behidn it.

>>2598792
*behind. i can't type but i know which coin you're alluding to.

>>2598790
Not money or zcash.

>>2598792
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>2598792
>>2598818
>governance
i'm lost
what other coin are you talking has good governance?
DGB?

>>2598818
I have a pretty good assumption that it's ecstasy(xtz) amirite

http://agoraroad.com/finance/multi-level-marketing-scam-stories/

>>2598818
Every time I see this coin on biz I get a little scared, then everyone ignores it and I rest a little easier.

I completely shit on the coins I buy and hold. What is wrong with me, am I insane?

>>2598892
zcash?

>>2598792
Decred or Tezos?

>>2598818
Sounds credible.

>>2598818
Is it currently @ Poli?

I lost $5000 USD when I bought CannabisCoin close to the ATH earlier this week.

I feel like a fucking idiot, and I hate weed but I thought the damn thing was going to keep getting pumped for another hour.

I one time told someone to buy DGAZ in the rgt thread and made them lose $500 right away. But if they held for 12 hours more, they would be up, so idk.

I told people to buy DGB when it dropped to 1500 sats after citibanks and even go as far to say that $1000 investment would do much at that point. Not that im a dgb holder anymore though.

Thats probably the most disgusting thing biz tells people to do: lying about the market cap potential in coins. They tell someone to put $100 into ETH; making them belive theyll be rich, even though, at this point, you would need to put 500k into ETH to make a legit profit

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I make threads daily about fapping over gains.

My phone is covered in semen.

Where's the dgb shill fags at

I bought and shilled Milo coin even though I hate degenerates

>>2598818
>>2598959
It's decred isn't it you fucker, tell me I'm right. I'm already holding but I'll buy 80 more right now, I'll really fucking do it

>>2598196

Redeem yourself and give us screenshots of their chat

>>2599069
They unironically think it is going to $1 so they don't feel the need to confess.

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I am Satoshi Nakamoto and I would like to thank everyone for buying into my Bitcoin scam and making me unbelievably rich.

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>>2598792
>governance
>behind it
I wonder who's behind this post

>>2598818
Bancor

>>2598187
It's cool man shit happened to me on ANTS.

>>2597085

Sold my ETH last week to buy eth mining contracts on genesis. Also BTC.

So I guess I fucked myself.

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>brought this at 1 sato in ICO
>made twitter account just to shill it
>got out at 12 sato
If you brought this I'm genuinely sorry, post proof for a little ARK to ease the pain.

>>2599147
Nope

>>2597085
Mooncoin and id do it again to

>>2599079
>>2599214
TELL ME IF IM RIGHT OR WRONG YOU BITCH

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I'm all in on Ark yet constantly talk shit about it

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>>2599245
Interesting I figured the ARK FUDers were trying to keep the price down to buy more.

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I made the 1-4 ANS generals last weekend with all the links and the MARCH TO $15 thread :^)

thx for the BTC bois

>>2599259
Some of us genuinely dislike Ark.

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>>2599259
we are and it's working in addition to fuzzy hobbits bot

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>>2599266
Why? Does it pose a threat to a coin you are heavily invested in?

>>2599266
same
>>2599274
you're threads and shills are DGB tier. Just annoying.

>>2599214
Thanks for the reply
Pls don't reply to this >>2599239 faggot let's just piss him off more

>>2597085
I made 1.2 btc swing trading myst first day... I thought it would repeak day 2 and lost 2 btc because I slept in myst...

>>2599305
WHATEVER DUDE I KNOW IM RIGHT ANYWAYS YOURE AN IDIOT FOR THINKING IT WAS BANCOR

My confession is that I only just bought my first crypto today, $25 btc. Now I'm not sure what to do with it.
That being said, I've followed btc since day 1 and this forum for weeks.
Just slow to get moving. Suggestions?

>>2599344
See my confession above, fagtoid

>>2599349
hold until you have like 500 bucks in BTC
if you move or trade now the fees will eat you alive

>>2599358
>>2599349
I'm sorry are you saying after following btc since "day one" you've only just bought 25 dollars worth today? Do your parents know you post on 4chan?
You're literally fucking twelve.

>>2599458
Yeah dude, it's all the profit from my lemonade stand today, fuck off. I've got my whole life in front of me mrjealous.
And yes, I've literally been following bitcoin since I was 4 years old. Literally.

>>2599349
Do you want to HODL for easy gains or do you think you will enjoy trading?

>>2599391
Thanks for the advice, I will buy some more btc when the time is right

>>2599517
Disregard, I misread $25 BTC as 0.25 BTC. You have no choice but to trade until you have a big enough wad to look at HODL.

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The guy who was giving out 4chancoins a day or two ago? 1000 per ID? I posted my ID 5 or 6 times on that thread and he didn't notice. Now I have more 4chancoins than anyone else in the entire world and I don't regret it.

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>>2599239
A pagan candle may hold amber.

>>2597085
>>2597085
>Be anon, 11yrs old
>Friend's dad gives friend pretty big allowances, who just spend it on bouncy balls and other bullshit from vending machines.
>Literally collected whole boxes of bouncy balls.
>Took around 200$ from his money box one day
>Few weeks later tried to visit again but friend didn't let me in the door, saying his dad said I couldn't visit anymore.
>Didn't realize that the act got out at the moment.
>Somehow years later realized the gravity of the situation, and it would forever taint anon's consciousness

Anon is now thinking about sending back a check for 1-2K now that he's made good money from crypto, but still afraid that the situation might suddenly become unburied.

>>2599513
You haven't been watching bitcoin since day one so shut your fucking mouth boyo. Underage v&

>>2599534
Just opened a bittrex account today. Thanks for the reply. best of luck to both of us

>>2599561
FUUUUUUCK WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

I JUST BOUGHT 80 MORE DECRED

>>2598318
How long? I was in isolation for one year and I don't think I'll ever understand the full effects it had on me.

>>2599565
shit nigga those are some feels

>>2599561
Bump
I need to figure this out

>>2599561
YOU ARE AS CRYPTIC AS CRYPTO

>>2597085
I use my cat as my cum rag

>>2599565
;-;
sounds like you were just a dumb kid at the time
do you ever talk to them much?

>>2599763
>>2599779
I already figured it out baka. It's 100% decred. It and ardor are the bleeding edge of crypto

>>2599802
Anon still played with the kid after the incident but haven't talked to him for years since. Would definitely need some detective work to find out the address if Anon decides to send cash by mail tho

>>2599841
would almost be more sweet to meet him again in person, and then be like "hey, do you remember that one time...?"
gauge reaction, and have money ready in case.
mitebcool

>>2599840
Can you explain anon's statement then please?

>>2599870
But you called me a faggot >:( I guess I'll be generous and tell you to look into decred's voting system, it's literally exactly what he was talking about.

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>>2599887
I'm sorry about that. I didn't deserve a reply and you took the high road. That's cool of you. I'll have to check that coin out, thanks

Here's to a lambos or chariot for you for when you get to the moon

>>2597085
bought POSW, only lost 10$ but I feel so fucking dirty.

>>2599615
Well. I thought it was 1 year but thinking back on it it's been 2.

>>2598356
+20% in 1 day mufugga

>>2599547
You should actually buy them to support the devs then. I paid .019 for 380k.

Trumpcoin to 1btc. Started with 100$

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>>2597085
I am way too smart for most people.
Started studying integrals at the age of 6 years.
To this day I have still no idea how the stuff works.
Who needs integrals anyways? No need to answer a rhetorical question.
By the way I am 3 years old.

I scammed /biz/ $1500 by making Nigger coin

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I troll coiners even though I posess the same coins.

I shill coins I don't have. Even more so the really good ones.

I shill bad coins i have no interest in for the KEKs(no I don't).

>>2598480

the point of those groups is the organizer + insider friends get to buy in days beforehand and get guaranteed 10x returns while everyone else pumps the price and risks their money staying in too long

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LUL almost all the posts here and 4chan in general are from one guy - me
that's how I IP-ROLL

>>2601879
you sound stupid

>>2599297
SALT
A
L
T

I laugh so hard at every POSW thread and POSW meme even though I'd have gone in on it if my first deposit hadn't taken so long to clear.

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>>2599787

>>2600351
Heh, ive been in social isolation for 4 years kiddo, 2 years is nothing.

>>2597085
I have no secrets regarding coins and never shilled anything, let alone try to consciously fuck anon over

>>2599887
I posted about Decred before its recent rise after reading about the voting system and doing some TA. Regardless if this is what is being shilled, it is an definitely a ~strong~ project.

Shame is going to be awhile until it rises again because of those massive sell walls, likely left over from that June 18th pump.

I bought about 150 at about .0095. Feels good. Almost doubled my money in Fiat, and about 73% in BTC.

Insane FUDing of ARK is validation that the shit is legit for me. I feel that this coin will buy me a nice Ducati.

>>2599079
wow why have i been ignoring decred, it looks great.

I bought ANS at 135k and didn't sell once

I threw 1 btc at a shitty 1 sat coin (ALIEN), shilled it but couldn't get people interested, so I had to sell at 1 sat. It was hard, because really, nobody wanted that shit. I'm just glad I was able to get rid of the bags.

I got about 400€ only begging.

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I'm sorry to inform you goyim and /biz/ but crypto was created by (((us))) so that (((we))) could collect more fiat from you. You goys are even more gullible than even (((we))) believed If you thought that (((we))) would let autistic neets have any control or power in finance. You neets will never get out of your parents basement and you will always be losers. Remember goy that (((we))) have always come out on top and have been doing so for thousands of years. Have a good day goyim and thanks again for the few extra shekels (((we))) really appreciate it.

I bought low.
And sold high.

Downloaded CryptoBook. How fucked am I

>>2597085
I hate money.

>>2602118
Yeah me too man. I usually make a third of all posts on every board I post to each pretending to be someone different. I have over 40 posts here, pretty much just talking to myself

>>2599391
I was the same same boat. Thanks, anon.