How the fuck do I into crypto currencies?

>>2582099
at this point, you don't
wait until it crashes

>>2582099
Buy bitbean

>>2582099
you don't turn around and go away

Time stamp with sharpie in urethra, that or use google for 5 fucking minutes.

>>2582112
all the guides goes into technicalities, they don't explain anything. I got the wave thing just now because anon was giving away but I have no idea how to go from here

>>2582105
>>2582109
this, listen to them!!!

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Ur obviously dumb. Listen to >>2582109.

Buy espers, hold for a couple of months....

https://novaexchange.com/market/BTC_ESP2/?re=g679ex5s4bns46wzsnlp

>>2582099
>How the fuck do I into crypto currencies?
Carefully.

most importantly control your emotions and don't listen to pajeets selling you their recycled pump'n'dump coins

>>2582212
This was not fat fingers. It was cashing out reddit retards' money

>>2582105
When is this gonna crash?

I was gonna buy $250 BTC and $250 ETH and then buy some ANS to hold on for a bit, and test the waters with some other shitcoins on a weekly basis.

But i keep hearing BTC is gonna fork and in general a crash is coming circa August.

Dont wanna spend $500 to have it turn into 200 next month. Although not a huge deal...still might do it i guess

>>2582425
BTC might have a dip around the autumn

>>2582453
Thats what i keep hearing. I might just take a month or two and read a few books on cryptocurrencies, blockchains and trading so i actually understand what the fuck im doing.

Then i'll buy at the dip.

>>2582515
conversely, that dip may never come
there are many people heavily invested on all sides and it would be beneficial for the entire ecosystem to get along, kind of like mafia families dividing up turf and businesses among themselves

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>>2583598
this

The dip will probably happen when the entire economy corrects, including the stock market. But no one can really predict when that will happen accurately.

>>2585015
Makes no sense. Historically BTC and others went up when the economy went down. One because of fiat currencies losing value (i.e. prices of cryptos go up without doing anything) and two because of people going into other asset classes (crypto).

>>2582425

my experience is that whenever prices go up a lot, there just happens to be something really bad that MAKES the holders panic and sell. Then we're all going to have to be pessimistic for a while before another bubble. Its like the bubble influences real-life events.

>>2582112
k, tried cryptosource dot org. still at a loss