You are hanging in the club and chilling when this guy comes,

>>2576856
Call the FBI and have him arrested for hacking the elections

I buy out his currency and rebrand it as bitbeans

I would pants him and then remove his underpants. I would then take off my pants and wear his underpants. This is when I poop in his pants. I take them off and put them back on him. I give him a slap on the ass and chuckle, "thanks, bud" as I walk away with his gf.

>>2576856
probably administer 1st aid to the scrawny manlet's arm for my gf's ass is bretty muscular, yo see she plays tennis and anyone who's ever fondled a tennis player (female) will know what I'm speaking of

>>2576919
>tennis player (female)

sure :^)

I kneel immediately

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>>2576953
to be completely honest I would trade her in for a gymnast like pic related at the drop of a hat

>>2576995
(female)?

>>2577013
I've yet to come across a rhythmic gymnast (male) XD

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>>2576995
This is what her feet will look like. I'm not really a foot guy but fuck this shit.

>>2577021
there is no such thing as a perfect woman out there, anon

>>2576856
>hanging in the club
GTFO, Normie.

>>2577020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRQNB3ly0N0

>>2577065
I'm out of text m9

Give him my wallet address and beg for 1 eth like 99% of /biz/

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>>2576856
>gf

jokes on you i dont have one

hahahhehheheh heh he uhhhhh

...fuck

i will flash crash this niggas shit the fuck down and make him cry mummy mummy i miss you mummy i wants to go back to russia i wants to go to the store and buy some vegetables mummy i know you wants me to eat them and be a strong boy boy

will take pics and blackmail him for 100000 ether or else I will post in r/ethereum

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>>2576856
You are chilling at your favorite exchange when this guy comes, shorts your mooncoin and calls you a goyim

wat do?

>>2577666
praise YHWH

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>>2577666
PRAISE

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>>2576856
I hard fork his ass.

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>>2577036

>>2577927
silly goyim

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>>2576879
Canadians hacked the election?

>>2576856
make a new ICO to crash his whole network

>>2577927

>links a woman that is not greenblue eyed and blonde as an example of a perfect woman

obvious troll

>>2577158

le epic meme welcome to 4chan.org

>>2578454
you gotta go back

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Sell the genesis block

>>2576856
I put my arm around him, walk him to the bar, buy him a shot of grey goose and we talk about sharding algorithms. After he gives my gf another good smack on the ass and leaves.

>>2576856
Kiss his hand and say thank you for inventing eth