how do i get laid

>>2570722
First step: get off this website

>>>/trash/

>>2570722
just hold a gun in each hand at all times

>>2570747
woah, a secret trash board. this is my new favorite board, thanks desu~

>>2570804
newfag

stop being a nigger

Stop being a brokeboi
audi
bimmer
benz with the roof off
still on that goop punch
ten gram boof blunt

>>2570809
I've been here since 05, retard. We didn't have all these stupid boards

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>>2570832
>I've been here since 05, retard. We didn't have all these stupid boards
See this is from 2012.....

I've wasted too much time.

>>2570722
>how do I get women to be attracted to me

1. Dress like a thug
2. Eliminate all potential job prospects from your life
3. Act like a gang banger or a biker
4. Treat women like garbage

Yes, I am being serious. This isn't a joke post.

>>2570722
yeah this >>2570810 ...maybe try Africa, I hear they have lots of your kind there.

download grindr

>>2570896
this is the easiest actually; pretty stupid how easy it is actually......

About 100x easier than getting a girl on a dating app. Fug even the cutbois are easy if you're also cute

>>2570874
One time a girl said to me she liked guys from prison because she felt like they could protect her, lmao what a ho

>>2570874
You can just do step #4 and be semi-attractive and it works too

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>>2570722
Just bee yourself :3

Look Good.

>>2570952
prison is the most cucked place on earth
little faggy guards act tough and tell you were you can and can't look, they make you line up and call, give you a number, treat you like shit
fuck prison and fuck prisoners, and don't get me wrong prisons have thier place but I had to go in for marijuana possession for a couple days i guess that's jail but doubt she knew the difference
some prisoners think they are cool makes me fucking sick, it's disgusting and humiliating

>>2571036
If you're not financially independent you're a prisoner.

its actually fairly easy anon

1. talk to wimmens and ask them out
2. go on date with wimmens
3. pretend youre interested in them
4. go for kiss
5. take home
6. bang

>>2571098
How do I do step 1

If you're not Chad you're just a "creep"

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>>2571118
>fedora tier autist on the bus
>I've seen him before
>he sits next to 8/10 stacy
>he starts talking to her
>she gets upset that he 'didn't ask to sit there'
>general autism continues
>black dudebro gives him wiman advice in the back of the bus