1000$

>>2569367
Buy Emercoin

>>2569367
NEO

Just buy eth man

All in KURT. I...actually did this, though, so it's not a hypothetical.

peanut farm

>>2569367
ETH, BNT, ANT

Mooncoin

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Don't listen to /biz/ without 5d xray coiner vision

>>2569367
1000 dollars into bitcoin then straight into 1N7KTzuvHpXYv3pcHpzbLVuSwg1VR2c8qf

It's like a bitcoin CD but it pays 100% daily compound interest and matures in two weeks.

BNT...isn't that obvious?

Give me some and I give you a great tip for making much money ( you must invest a bit )

>>2569367
As part of a payment for a dump truck

>>2569428

Damn, I'm going to send you 15 BTC, thanks for the hot tip, senpai.

>>2569458
I gotchu familam

i suck 1000 cocks and give each guy 1$

AMD

Binary options.

>>2569367
I would add it to the cash I have and buy a cheap pickup.

I would take that $1,000 and make a post on 4chan asking how they would invest that $1,000

>>2569950
ha, thats what i did,,,

CACACACACACACACACACACACA

>>2569367
being realistic ... bancor

it's all about transition. think "transition"

BURST and LTC

If I got another 1k I'd put it into siacoin

If an investor heard about cryptos and gave me 1k I don't think they'd be happy with the returns from sia after a week

I'd put individual $100 bills into the palms of 10 local neighbor kids. I'd have followed them around for a few months before this, but insured they were far enough away from my neighborhood where they didn't know me at all. I'd tell each of them "I know where you live. If in a month you don't come back here with $400 bucks from this, I'll find you and kill you. If you tell your parents or if I have any sense that you've alerted anyone, I'll kill you" then show them a picture of their house or school or something to show I'm serious. They'd either steal, set up a business to get the money, maybe get a job, something. I'd get $3000 extra at the end of the month. Rinse and repeat until I get my lambo

>>2569401
You went all in on a dead coin bro, gl

>>2570911
This plan sounds foolproof honestly

>>2570943
I mean in reality, most kids won't listen and will report you, in which case you scare the shit out of them for a while until they go insane. But since you're completely anonymous you can just keep moving around until you find kids who agree to it.

DGB

meme coins like eth and bitcoin

Buy Molly and sell it to dumb raver kids in techno clubs

>>2569367
not one of you faggots had the same invetsment ideas, means this whole place is a bunch of hyping morons

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>>2569367
wow thanks i was running low on toilet paper

Name coin nigga we mooning right now

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>>2569367
A whole mess of BitBeans, dummy!

>>2569367
DGB

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>not buying ETC

>>2569367
I buy porn, cheeseburgers, and Ethereum when it drops below $310 again

>>2571849
>that isn't the entirety of this board

>>2570911
Checked, best business model

put into GGS ico

Put it ob 23 red in a casino. Actually did that and won once with $2500. Felt good

1,000 blowjobs

It's a nine bagger but you'll need to sit on it until April

buy neos