Can someone give me a rough ELI5 on this fucking shit. I hate

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>>2568359
mmm that sandwich looks crispy

>>2568395
but actually OP create an account on an exchange like Bittrex or Poloniex and from there you can transfer your coins into your new account from coinbase.

If you weren't in crypto two months ago, you really shouldn't get in it now.

>>2568359
>ELI5
You gave yourself away

Oh fuck off, it's the best way to explain to you guys that you need to fucking dumb this shit down for me

Okay, goto bittrex, buy shit there, transfer to coinbase, and cry while selling or buying.

>>2568681
i think you need to go back to plebbit

Why would I willingly go and seek help from a bunch of inferior dickheads

Fuck, bump, feed me

>>2568359

OP don't, you sound like a kid that's going to lose money when you panic sell

Listen buddy, all I'm asking for is direction. The fact that you think you can judge my emotional intelligence based on a couple replys on this implies you're fucking retarded, maybe not in regards to this, but definitely in regards to sizing people up.

>>2568359
Have you gotten your dildo to fuck yourself?

Start off with 5 grand minimum
Buy High
Sell Low