How do I be a NEET and make 6 figures at the same time ?

kneepads

or by being really fucking smart

>>2559888
I should buy kneepads?

>>2559908
Unless your knees are made of steel or you do it on the bed

>>2559920
You know what?
I never understood this.
Yes, I know you mean blowjobs, what I don't get is why a guy has to be standing, or even sitting, to get the blowjob. I prefer to be laying down on bed.
Standing while getting a blowjob is not my thing at all. I don't get how other guys can do it.

>>2560037
>I don't get how other guys can do it.
it's a power thing, i like to hold the back of her head while she does it and force her to look up at me.

>>2560037
Are you me?

>>2560037
Far more comfortable. I beat off standing up too.

>>2560070
yeah sure, but I'd rather be comfortable and enjoying it.
>>2560102
I just can't, it's like my legs go HNNNNGGG and it's harder to stand.
I've done it in the shower some times, but I still prefer to be in bed or at least laying back on a chair.

And you know, if you're sitting and getting a blowjob, your legs are probably spread apart a bit, and she's between your legs. That sucks too.

>>2560102
I beet off running in public. The most comfortable

>>2560070
I've tried to make girls look at me when they blow me but I think it hurts their neck necks to look that high up. I'm also 6ft+ so maybe that's the problem

>>2559857
that's not being a NEET anymore, that's becoming a gentleman