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I was in the office today when the staff decided to call in subs for the all day meeting bullshit. While we were eating I was chatting up the assistant mgr girl. Oh yea she was all into me. We all work in a fiance company. She mentions cryptos and how confusing it is.
I tell her Im into it and have Bitcons and Ethereums and my Diablo coming next week.. She gets all wideyed and the other two sexy girls chime in squirming in their chairs. Rubbing thier thighs. I was like Plato among the students.All the other guys were stink eyeing me because I had their full attention. Even though the smell of pizza was int he air the discharges from these ladies was unmistakable and the pheromones were flying through the air. I pocketed three phone numbers today and all the other gents looked like no-nothing bitches. Peace out.
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Nah
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>>2536938
And then OP woke up
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>>2536938
>Normies bitches talking about crypto.
>Bitches of any sort talking about crypto
>Supposedly getting turned by the mere utterance of a guy being "into crypto"
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>be me, 24 year old female investment banker
>we order pizza and subs today because we have an all day meeting
>it's hard work but worth it and I love all my coworkers!
>Chad and Tyrone are across the table. I hope one them asks me out!
>great meeting, super productive except for one minor weird moment
>sub delivery guy
>pasty grayish skin color, greasy hair, balding heavily, has a make America great again hat and a shirt that says #freemilo
>who the fuck is Milo? Probably some date rapist
>Chad is talking about currency trading and the effects Brexit has on the pound last year
>Tyrone mentions yuan is volatile
>creepy sub delivery guy is staring at my chest and mumbles something
>all we hear is "hgsyge mumble gajahsg siacoin"
>"pardon me?" Says Chad
>sub guy stares at floor and stutters "y-y-y you too"
>he leaves and we resume discussion of leveraged buy outs
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>>2536938
Did you manage to shag anyone because you are a bitbean whale yet?
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I just go around yelling about it like a fucking maniac and anyone who wants to listen is welcome to, everyone else can have fun with what is it called, dollars I don't know
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>>2538046
Greentext stories are supposed to be funny, Anon.
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