ITT: things nocoiners say

>>2536438
"If it's too good to be true, it probably is."

"the stock market/ my broker hasnt been down all day"

>>2536438

wealth doesn't bring happiness

>>2536438
i got to work

>happy wife, happy life

I read a good one today

>I'm a finance guy, ask me why I think crypto is bunk

>I live for my kids

>my penis is small = (

>I have a healthy poop once a day

>When shit goes sideways, your Bitcoin wallet won't be worth a damn thing.

>Your virtual money isn't worth anyway.

>I go to sleep at a reasonable time, contribute to society, and I'm not an emotionless wreck whose only joy and sorrow come from meaningless numbers going up and down

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>>2536791
literally fucking this, makes my blood boil

>don't be so materialistic

>I enjoy watching my wife suck a BBC

>>2536737
kek
>they dont say anything because theyre fucking dumb

>shitting on company time, *smug face and stale lolz.*