My wife is a shopaholic. How do I fix it?

Divorce

>>2532042
Empty the bank accounts and tell her you're broke. She'll leave you alone then anon. If she's spending her own money then who gives a fuck mirite?

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>>2532042
Tell her to get a job and stop leeching off you

>>2532042
congratulate her on being able to sustain her excessive shopping habits or off yourself for the cuck that you are, there is no third option

work on making a budget

Berate her and belittle her until she kills herself.

>>2532042
>My wife is a shopaholic. How do I fix it?

Every time she comes back from a shopping spree, she needs to come in the house on all fours and be your personal fuck toy that will let you do filthy shit to her that will make a pornstar blush.

So you either end up with less shopping or at least get some benefit out of it.

fpbp

>>2532042
First line is to explain to her that if she wants to continue to buy things, you guys need to have money for like 40 years (not sure how old you are) and you won't have money for that long if she keeps spending it all frivolously. Offer to help her create income, find her a lucrative hobby like web development.

Second line is only for guys with pimp hand, which seems to be a thing of the past, and you just tell her to cut the shit because it's unacceptable and will not continue.

>>2532042
File a divorce and marry a black woman

Lock it down and make her work for her own shopping spree

>getting married

you're fucked

Hope this is bait but if not, you're fucked OP.

Giving women control over any amount of money is bound to be disastrous.

There is a reason nearly every single product markets mainly to women; they are responsible for 80% of consumer spending in the US.

>>2532042
>wife
this is where you fucked up