How to invest in stocks?

>>2524307
GET OUT NORMIE,
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KRS ONE

You'll make a minus return.

You use an online broker- most of which will charge at least 12 pounds per transaction. If you're investing only 100, that's instantly -12%. So you'd have to make about 15% return to get back to your initial 100. Equally when investing in stocks,. You shouldn't expect a return of 10% PER YEAR.


Essentially there's no point doing what you're thinking until the transaction fee is literally a % or two, if you live in UK I recommend a mutual fund- HSBC offer a good service which gives free buying and selling of certain funds. It's also better for you as you obviously don't know enough about stocks to invest wisely (seeing as you don't even know where to invest..)

>>2524307
Get a job and stop assuming you can make money from nothing dipshit

>>2524307
>wants to invest
>doesn't have patience for 15 minute videos
>fucking kek
Dude either stop being a dumbass and learn or get out before you lose your money. Go buy some weed or something.

>no patience
>wants to invest in stocks

You literally are better of in cryptos. But even here, without patience you'll just be more meat for the grinder

>>2524352
Why not, the banks do it all the time!

>>2524350
If we could have more posts like this guys.. Id actually listen to your posts.

Use an online stockbroker with low fees
Pick a stock and buy 1 unit of it
You would probably make ~$10 on your investment if your stock does well

>>2524403
Is there a way I could trade stocks on my own, and not through a middle man to avoid fees? Would that require me traveling to trade actual peices of paper stocks? (Only time i seen stock trading is in a movie about the 1920s crash and they were using papers as stocks)

Bump for education

>>2524450
are you literally 12 years old? you cant trade that young buddy

>>2524689
>very first words were "Im 18"
>Asks if 12
Your post didnt enlighten me at all on stock trading, i see you must be a jew who wants to keep all the secrets of wealth to himself

>>2524756
i kind of wish you were 12 because you actually seem retarded

>>2524756
Get the Robinhood app on your phone, 100% free investing, there is usually a robinhood general app on the board in the daytime, look at what penny stocks they are buying.

>>2524756
You see I assumed you lied about your age because you type like a mentally deficient 12 year old.

>>2524792
I told you, i am retarded when it comes to stocks. Which is why im asking for simplified retard instructions

Alright guys i guess you have answered my questions, i have another. All this stock trading is online now and i get that, is there a way to physically trade stocks though? Or are they just peices of data stored on a computer. Do they still have physical stocks, actual papers? And if so, i assume youd only get them if you requested them right?

>>2524307
Why don't you wanna invest in cryptos instead? Much more profits can be made

>>2524924
I just want to get my feet wet. only thing Ive Invested in so far is candy bars at the dollar store.

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>>2524960

That's not investing. That's reselling lmao.

$100 can net you $103.50-109.50 in 6 months. Pretty good desu. I love the NYSE

Archiving this thread because I fucking lol'd too many times.

>>2524977
Not even, all i did was eat them :^)
Im a terrible salesman.

But srs pl0x answer my last question and im outtie.

>>2525051
put that $100 towards some bitbean today and the future will be yours kid

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>>2525093
Dont tempt me

>>2525106
https://vimeo.com/217855365

>>2524350
>You use an online broker- most of which will charge at least 12 pounds per transaction.
what is robinhood app geared towards youngies like OP? Almost 0% fee.

>>2524825
you're an all-around retard, not just when it comes to stock

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Save money on comissions by joining Robinhood and get a free stock.

Join Robinhood and we'll both get a share of stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint for free. Make sure you use my link. http://share.robinhood.com/tann

Download robin hood and buy some mcdonalds stock. Never sell. Mcdonalds isn't going bankrupt anytime soon.