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testing... testing... cool, looks like I'm unbanned. did you guys miss me? I posted a satirical begging thread a week ago using the Poloniex cold wallet address, mods were assholes and didn't unban me, but I'm back.
Anyway my dudes, I want to "buy" a green card for $500,000. I'm 18, almost 19. Currently have $30,000 in crypto and £1000 in the bank. I preferably want to have $500,000 by the time I'm 21, so that's 2 years.
How can I go from $30,000 in crypto and £1000 in the bank to $500,000 in 2 years? My portfolio is 98% ETH. No memes like "buy bitbean" or "buy kneepads". I practically invented those. I want honest to god responses from my bros that have been here for at least 6 months, none of you cancerous polcucks or b faggots.
~thanQ
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Buy bitbean and kneepads
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Keep that portfilo. Everything is right in place. What kind of greencard costs $500.000,00 ?
>t. google is your friend
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AntShares is a pretty good eth competitor with a <600m market cap
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>>2518672
>98% ETH LOL
Show tits and I will show you something that will make you diversify. Promise.
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>>2518694
I'm confident that ETH will do well, but it will have to reach almost $6500 to be worth $500k. Maybe in 5 years it will be worth that but even I have my reservations that it will reach that in 2 years.
>>2518714
looked like a meme to me but I'll check it out
>>2518727
>Show tits and I will show you something that will make you diversify. Promise.
>>>/b/
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>>2518767
You will be showing tits to recover your $30k anyway xD
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>>2518672
>a satirical begging thread
wew now this is some advanced shitosting, I can't even read anymore it will overlorad my shitpostdrie
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invest in bitbean so you can never afford to buy the greencard and stay in your piece of shit country spic
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If that's you in the pic I'll hook you up with one for free. But I mean, those odds are none lol.
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