How can you profit off of depression?

Selling cyanide

>>2505069
Once you're dead inside the shame of selling your body is numbed.

>>2505069
>Sell your body
>Make $3
>invest it into cpc
>$3 turns into $300
>feelsgoodman

>>2505069
You can't. You can cure depression with Lambos. aka CPC

>>2505069
Sell "diet pills" or weight loss girdles to over weight single women in their 40s
very cruel, but profitable.

>>2505069
profit from CPC no problem. ez.

>>2505069
>buy a life insurance contract that pays out if you commit suicide
>proceed to short your life

at least youll make someone happy

Invest in crypto.

You will either feel nothing and dominated the market, or you will feel something and become alive.

It's a win win.

play the blues in a subway station with a slide guitar faggot

Just buy some CPC and enjoy your trip to the MOON :)

>>2505114
This probably makes a ton of money but I could never bring myself to do this

Start a Patreon

>>2505256
stay poor lol

Suicide boothes im every city, screenshot this, they'll be the new vending machines by 2020

>Here's looking to you, Japan

sue people

>>2505069
You literally can't, it's a killer of profits.
The most profitable course of action is to climb out of the depression.

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>>2506813
>climb out of the depression.

>>2505165
kek

>wait 5 years
>start sharing your depression stories on social media
>add a link to your RDD wallet
>collect mad RDD tips
>???
>profit

>>2505069

begg for moneis on the interwebs

>greentext sob story

>>2506850
It always sounds like shit at the time but I know you know it's possible to tread water. No one said it was easy

honestly in a decade or two all these middle aged hr careerist women will be a huge market
do something with wine, or something with cats

>>2506885
thats why im balls deep in RDD

>>2505069
Black market desu. Also, selling animals for food. Something cheap like chickens and their eggs, pigs, or goats and goat milk.