>tfw every time you mention cryptos to someone you know they

Show them your blockfolio. Refuse to explain how to get in when they want to know more.

>>2496893
>showing your powerlevel

>>2496893
I tell people I'm up 150% this month and ask them how their stock portfolios are doing. (Not that you should always poo-poo stocks. There was plenty of opportunity to double or triple your money on obvious investments, e.g. private prisons, in the six months after Trump's election.)

>>2496908
This.

>>2496893
you have to let your money speak for itself.
If ever you want to talk about it, just show them how much you're making and that'll spark intrigue.

>be at a party this weekend
>some guy who I barely know but who I've drunkenly shilled crypto in the past comes up
>"haha well if it isn't the bitcoin guy! let me guess - you made a couple of thousand this week also?"
>"pretty much yeah, actually"
>"hahaha sure! see you later!"

>>2496938
>150%
proof

That's great, you know you're on the right track

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>tell friends about what I'm going to do 2 months ago
>Pretty much introduce the whole thing as a crazy gamble
>They go "lol, good luck"
>It works
>I start making absurd gains
>Cash out some
>Suddenly everyone wants to get into it too
>Tell them how risky it is
>They desist but still say "nice" when I tell them about the latest PnD coin

It's a nice feeling

>>2496893
Those people will work for the next 30-50 years while you're eating Filet Mignon in Italy in five years time. Pity them.

>>2497376

>Already live in Italy
>Filet Mignon is like €30/kg in a good butcher shop so it's not rare I buy it
>Make sub-50k a year

Why is filet mignon such a show of wealth?
It's not really that expensive, nor hard to find

>>2496893
>be at bitcoin atm last night
>wtf there's actually another person here?
>I've done this maybe 20 times and there's never anybody using it
>6'7" Black guy in dress clothes shoving 20s into the machine to buy bitcoin I guess
>He finishes up and turns around, sees me
>He says "You here for bitcoin?"
>I say "Yeah man"
>His friend comes up out of nowhere and says "Yeah he knows. This dude's probably a millionaire cashing out."
>I stupidly say "Nah just grabbing a quick thousand"
>The black dude who bought btc says "That's what's up. Good luck bro" and does a black handshake with me that I struggle to match
>mfw I told 2 giant black dudes I was about to have $1000 in cash
>mfw they were actually really cool and excited about bitcoin

>>2496893
You can still be into crypto and be an idiot or worth laughing at, anon.
But you can be a rich idiot, too

>>2497395
Idk, I'm a poorfag so Filet Mignon has always seemed like the more expensive cut of meat.

>>2497402
Welp. Time to sell everything.

just wait a few years and you can buy their whole family for a satoshi . see whose laughing then.

>tfw live in the third world and when I mention bitcoins they ask me what faucet or cloud mining shit I use

This is why they'll always be poor

>>2497447
The story is copypasta, you're an idiot.

>>2497582
lol it's really not

IM TIRED OF BEING MOCKED!

>>2496908
This 2x

>>2496893
this should make you happy.
means you know before them

>>2496893
>tell friends about crypto
>"haha sure anon"
>get good gains
>they see how ether rised
>they get into it
>start telling me what im doing "wrong" even though theyre losing money
needless to say theyre not friends anymore

>>2496893
Crypto is for losers.

>>2499535

t. the working poor

>>2499535
t. Wageslave

>>2497402
Thats some funny shit, it could be a scene in HBO Silicon Valley