Little help. Forgot I owned some stocks.

>>2493171
Bring that statement to the bank and talk to them. Are you autistic or something?

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This is now an ass thread

Got this from a girl who wants to fuck me the other night

>>2493187
Does your sis know you're sneaking into her room and taking pictures Anon?

>>2493182

This. Or even more convenient, bring the statement with you to a local gas station and talk to the cashier about accessing your shares.

>>2493182
This kinda didn't exist as of 20 minutes ago. Its 2 am Sunday. NOthing to do but wait.

Won't there be less taxes since it is so old?

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>>2493187

dat symmetry

So i'm thinking I might keep some in and play with it. I;ve done really well in crypto since Feb this year when I was a no coiner. I've invested $500 and turned it into $1900 as of today. Thanks LTC.

What exchange should I use for real stocks? I;ve heard Ameritrade...$7 charges to buy and sell. That beats the fuck out of coinbase.

>>2493199
Listen to this guy, he has dubs. Even though the bank will be open when you wake up, you should consult the proper attendant.

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>>2493213

>>2493233
NIce dubs.
I'm stoked. I just hope that I don;t run into some BS about account maintenance or something.

>>2493201
if you sold the shares this week, you'd only incur long term cap gainz since you/she have held the security for over a year (this is a good thing)

>>2493226
7 is pretty standard, they're mostly all the same

pick securities, dump funds into those, and hodl

>>2493187
Also should I go no condor with this girl?

She'd let me

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>>2493252
That is fanfuckingtastic anon. THis is blowing my mind. It couldn't have happened at a better time in our lives. We're actually concerned with future, trying to get ahead and stop pissing money away.

>>2493284
IF she she just figured out she had, possibly, $5k sitting around she forgot about and wants to let you use it...then yes go no condor . You give her what's for buddy. Stick her one time for me. I'm about to go my wife the sloppiest head shes ever had.

>>2493236
This is that girl with a potato sack for a torso. What's her name?

>>2493359
chloe morta something.

>>2493187
She heard you were a future bitbean whale eh?

I've been dripping in naked nymphos ever since I traded in my lambo for a shitload of beans.

Best financial decision of my life, and it could be yours too, biz

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>>2493375
What disease causes this?

>>2493304
i wonder what happened to applemilk

>>2493415
Women getting older.
They just look shit.
Rare occasions exists of course.
Ariana grande and selena gomez look much better now than they were at younger age

>>2493213
gonna need a TA on that ass

>>2495008
TA?

>>2495037
fucking summerfags

>>2495038
just answer the question m8

I've been on 4chan for years, no one says that

>>2495041
and you've been on /biz/ for 5 minutes

>>2495055
Explain and I'll post another ass pic

>>2495041
GET TEH FUCK OUT YoU FUCKING NEWFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!111

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>>2495037
>TA?

technical analysis

>>2493392
Keksimax

>>2493415
herpes

>>2493187
moar

>>2495041
fukk off w/ this meem newbuddy

>>2495066
Stop spoonfeeding the newfags you retard, tell them to lurk moar instead