Where i can buy bitcoins?

cuckbase

>>2492439
ok you seem like a nice guy so i will tell you
first you have to buy a lot of hooker like i mean a lot of hookers because this really only works 1/20th of the time so you need at least 20 hookers to be safe

so you buy all the hookers and once you have them in your room you swipe your card all over them. wherever there is a slot you swipe your card you swipe it like your life depends on it. swipe it through their tits, through their asscrack to start. once you've swiped all 20 hooker's ass and tits check your bank account balance, if nothing has changed then start swiping their vaginas and check again. if still nothing then you may have to kill yourself for not just fucking googling this question you goddamn fucking moron idiot. this is not google this is 4chan its not fucking complicated to buy bitcoin just fucking do it god fucking damnit jesus christ buy as much as you can so you can trade all your money to me when you trade so stupidly because that is how stupid you are.

>>2492465
No my fault you are poor and fat bro... i just need to know where i can get bitcoins with a debit card, i dont need your shitty history.

>>2492439
You can get giftcards preloaded with them at WalMart.

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>coinbase.com
>sign up - verify identity
>add payment method
>buy BTC

>make bittrex.com account
>send BTC from coinbase to Bittrex wallet
>buy alt coins on Bittrex with BTC
>sell alt coins for BTC after profit
>repeat till lambo


if you buy with a debit(bank account) you will have to wait like 10 days to get your BTC so hopefully the price of BTC goes up