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>Driving home from weekend cottage
>Wife Lisa sees antique store on side of road
>"omg Anon, can we please stop?"
>Fucking wife loves this early 2000s crap
>"Sure"
>Pull in, fat neet owner in the window checking out my 10/10 wife
>Glare at him before realizing he's actually just checking out the lambo
>Start browsing his wares
>Wife puts on MAGA hat, we both laugh our asses off
>Neet watching us, sweating profusely just moving around the shop
>She squeals grabbing a Kekistani Flag "Can we get this one too?"
>"The dog bed does need a new cover, but we'll have to wash it first"
>Neet raging hard now
>Go to checkout, ARK & BitBean bumper sticker on register says "Support Public Blockchains"
>howquaint.jpg
>Hand him my MasterCard
>Transaction instantly confirms with no fee on the MasterCard Blockchain
>Status update - 5% MasterCard blockchain discount
>Status update - 3% rebate transferred to investment fund
>Status update - 2% cash back transferred to savings
>Tell wife she needs to wash her hair when we get home
>Tell neet we need everything double bagged and in the trunk
>Get the hell out of there
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What was the aim of this thread?
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>>2488800
Showing that he made it big off of meme coins and sucking dick.
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>>2488800
Buy Ethereum
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>>2488752
You are a sad, sad person.
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>>2488800
Shilling the Status ICO
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>>2488862
Wtf is status? Why is it needed?
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Ok I'm sold. Where do I get MasterCard coin?
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>>2488752
kek
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>>2488752
> having a wife, ever.
enjoy your divorce and paying your monthly alimony you silly normgroid. actually i like accumulating money only for the sake of it, i like to see those digits growing every day but i really don't need to buy much stuff other than vidya and manga. i like my NEET life the way it is. if i'll be able to make it big i'll buy my own super-comfy apartment somewhere in a snowy isolated place with good internet connection, fuck the lambo
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You forgot
>Arrive home on the lambo with your 10/10 wife
>Get on /biz/
>See a thread about a P&D scheme on two shitcoins you had more than a decade without hearing from
>It's ETH & BTC
>Decide to invest some beans in said shitcoins (everything trades against BitBean nowadays)
>You instantly lose some of your BitBeans
>Decide to never trade your BitBeans again and just keep HODLING, as they have been doubling-3x'ing-4x'ing or even 10x'ing in price since 2017
>The price growth keeps growing exponentially
>Your lambo collection keeps growing
>You buy a tropical island paradise for weekend trips and lambo storing purposes
>5 years later
>You decide to purchase a continent
>BitBean price keeps growing exponentially
>Aliens come to earth just to buy some BitBeans
>You purchase an Alien ship with a couple BitBeans
>Some years later
>You travel the galaxy while purchasing planets with BitBeans
>You now have the biggest collection of lambo-UFOship-instanttransmission-vehicles in the Universe
>At this point one BitBean is enough to buy an entire galaxy
>The Almighty contacts you, he wants to sell you immortality + godlike powers for a couple BitBeans
>You refuse, but he instead offers you to become the Almighty for some more BitBeans
>You're now god
THANK YOU BASED BEANMAN
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>>2489606
LMAO
I wanna suck a beaners dick now
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Why Lisa? God dammit OP I miss her so much.
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>lisa
thats xenia tho
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>>2488752
>>Wife Lisa
Gross.
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>>2489485
spoken like a true neet permavirgin
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>>2490202
>> Generic girls name
>> THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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>>2489606
kek
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