I have exactly $1,000,000 USD. Now what do I do?

Send a bitcoin here because I think you're lying.
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Prove it to everyone. I'll screencap.

>>2465947
give it me

Take about 100-200K, and invest it into promising cryptocurrencies. Spend the rest on personal things.

>>2465947
A bunch of hookers and cocaine

>>2465947
send me enough just so i can buy a car... :(

>>2465947

Convert it to pennies, stick them up your ass (one at a time of course) and then spend them.

You'll have a lot of ass-pennies out there. Every time you run into someone who intimidates you, you'll know they've touched something that has been in your ass, so you'll have the upper hand.

They all handle your ass pennies.

>>2466000
Upright Citizens Brigade my man.

>Only has 1 measly million.

You're still a poorfag OP.

Better start budgeting.

>>2466000
Kek'd and Checked

If I had 1 mil I would feel the need to make 50 grand more so I could live comfortably while still being a millionare. Going back down to 1 million would feel like being broke.

>>2465947
Buy a diverse portfolio of crypto and hold the fuck on to them.

>>2465947
Buy a house in the middle of nowhere and then invest the rest.

>>2465989


This, and then flee the country

>>2466000
can i suck your cock in a non gay way?

>>2465947
Figure out what you want life to mean to you

>>2465947

Invest in an ETF. You could get possibly a 10% annual return and live comfortably for the rest of your life.