im very interested in investing in stocks and coins and such

Who is this semen demon?

Also, buy SOUL

>>2460658
dont waste your time or your parents money

>>2460664
What about somebody who inherited 10,000$ from his grandfather?

Anon,

There is a thing called google.

FUCKING. Use it!!!!

>>2460702
im too dumb to understand

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAP

>>2460842
came here to post this

you can even see a damp outline right where her butthole is

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>2460673
pay me 1000 and ill teach you everything you need to know, i shorted 10kshares of $NK today at 6.27, covered at 5.99 for a quick profit of 2800, commissions were only 40bucks so i made 2760 today in about 3 hours, i was prepared for this short because i study and know what to look for

investopedia.com

>>2460658
buy a thing from somebody and hope that you can sell it to some other person later for more than you paid

that is trading / investing.
thats all there is to it
buy low sell high

>>2460862
>$NK
That's a real stock, idiot.

Memes only, fucking nocoiners

>>2460866
im too stupid to understand i need someone to explain it to me like im 5

>>2461681
buy green, sell red

>>2460855
id tongue that damp outline

>>2460658
just use udemy

I want to witness her brapper sharting.

brap

where do I buy BRAP?

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ok lets put it a way you can understand, you play your very first video game and you're playing dota or lol, your shit and in ranked lol you'll be in bronze and only the diamond + do anything decent, same applys with stocks, except only top 2% make anything, tldr buy this and hodl

Here's a quick rundown on how to 5x-10x however much you invest in the coming weeks:

How to Buy UFO Coin

>Sign up on Coinbase and Coinexchange.io and VERIFY YOUR ACCOUNTS FULLY BEFORE ANYTHING
>Buy BTC. You can do this anywhere, but my recommendation is through Coinbase credit card. If coinbase gives you trouble, then I recommend localbitcoins if you want it as quickly as possible and you're new. They charge a high fee, but will give you your bitcoin in around 9 hours (guaranteed less than 24 hours).
>Send the BTC to your Coinexchange account
>Buy (and hold) UFO with BTC