>be summer 2021
>go to Patek Philippe store
>find a 5970G I like, about $1,000,000 in the pre-enlitenment period
>"That will be 3 picolites, sir."
>take out wallet while thinking to myself "I'm so glad I bought this when it was only $30 all those years ago"
>transaction is instantaneous with a negligible fee
>check on suicidal friend who held BTC
>buy all 12,000 of his BTC for 1 yoctolite because he needed the money
>threw them away after leaving, useless and took up space, took hours just to put them into my ancient BTC wallet anyway
>all of my other friends who held ETH and BTC committed suicide during the Litecoin Takeover in winter 2017
>drive to the coast in my 1957 Mercedes-Benz 300SL
>think about how life could have been if I didn't have that moment where everything made sense and I realized that Litecoin was the answer all those years ago, that ah-ha moment
You have been warned.
>>2452916
i kek'd, buying litecoin for that reason alone
>>2452916
I was able to purchase a skymoon tourbillon for just 0.2 NiggerCoin
So basically your saying i should invest on verge now?
>>2453202
Litecoin is the future
bitniggers are just jealous because Satoshi is a scammer and a fraud. Litecoin has staying power because it's the only genuine coin in the business. See you on the moon, friend.
Why does lightcoin not have the same scaling and miner mafia richfag problems that btc has? Is there just less people who care about it so less drama?