Best way to cash out with minimal butt fucking

>>2426895
The way I see it, they don't give a shit enough to update their website on the issue in 3 years. So why should I give a shit and give them sheckles?


Just get a bitcoin debit card. Or wear a hoodie and sunglasses and cash out small amounts at btc atms.

>>2426975
Nearest one is over two hours away

>>2426895
You fell for the crypto meme, you never cash out.

>>2427012
......... and will still buttfuck you with like 10% fees

Also localbitcoins won't work as I have too much money in the game

>>2427068
Sell it in an exchange for USD
Withdraw only what you need (NOT ALL OF IT)

>>2426975
>why should I give a shit and give them sheckles
Gaol.

>>2426895
I could tell you, but why? You're a faggot like the rest of the biz chodes. FUCK YOU. You'll be hodling those bags forever wonderbread faggot bitch.

>>2427120
wow you really told him

>>2426895
The best way is to send it to send your money via ETH, not BTC cause BTC is way too fucking slow, to someone in a foreign country with minimal tax laws, i.e. a foreign family member, have him/her cash it out for you, and then have him/her either wire or mail you the money as a gift. Gifts are taxable on the giver's end, not your end. If the country the giver is in has no gift tax, you're free.

That's the best way to do it. When the IRS asks what the money is from, you say it's a gift and that's that.

When they ask what happened to all the ETH you bought a year ago, you tell them you created an address for it and then forgot the address so it has been effectively removed from circulation.

That'll do it.

>>2427044
Mfw I cashed out enough to pay for my lambo this month

>>2427285
You're helpful, unlike SOME people >>2427120

File: 1480663602306.jpg (57KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 500x500px

>>2427315
>mfw I also did enough shrooms to deliriously believe I could afford a lambo

>>2427113
They don't throw you in jail immediately, they harass and audit you. If they find out, just play dumb and agree to pay. 'Durr how was I supposed to know about some rule you made 3 years ago? My college friends told me to buy these I'm knew to this'


They won't want to waste the legal fees, they work with you.