Best rags to riches story?

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>>Be me.
>>did 2 weeks of BTC faucet spamming back in 2014.
>>Hear about altcoins from BIZ shills spamming /pol
>>Take wallet out of cold storage, Now worth 7USD!
>>Sweep BTC to Bittrex. 2USD gone already from the sweep.
>>Try to find the next moon
>>Time DGB pretty well, back up to 7USD.
>>Try a shit coin that looks promising.
>>Bump shill posts for said coin
>>It drops spectacularly.
>>Down to 3.5 USD.
>>Learn to see the (((patterns)))
>>Finally get some (((technique)))
>>Dodging whales and bots like a young gun
>>Back up to 7USD and getting confidence.

Where does my story end /biz?

I'm content to use this tiny amount to play around with for a while longer until my (((skills))) improve.

Has anyone ever started with such a small seed and gotten anywhere?

I'm willing add between $50-200 after this learning period.