ITT: Share your business ideas.

Dick sucking service.

I hire nocoiners and neets to suck dick. They keep 15% of money and I get the rest. Also they suck my dick too and pay me $4 every time.

>Literally can't lose.

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My fundraiser account ^^

PB&J Truckin' n' Logistics

>>2376872
How are you going to get clients? How will you ensure top quality dick suckers? I think the % they keep is far too low to motivate them towards 10/10 bj's. The last part is not going to work. Create a website for it, at least.

Cool

From a robot's neet manifesto/art investment plan

https://youtu.be/KAExa9P7hME

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>Sell guns to people in the hood
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>go to amish country and find tourists, tell them that you can bring them out to take pics with the amish
>weed snuff. nuff said.
>pussy eater machine with realistic tongue action
>anime girl alarm clock wakes you up with the soft wisper of your waifu :3
>glass blowing business charge people out the wazzoo for you to show them and guide them to make stupid gimick glass art like pumpkins and apples and vases
>move to africa and bring white tourists to slums and tell them it'll be just like those vice documentaries them and their cuck nu male friends watch to become #woke
>?

Bump 4 interest

>>2376842
bump