My name is John Tritor, and I am from the future. I am typing this from my IBM5100 hacked to send data into the past. If you can read this then it's your lucky day. I am currently in the year 2053. Today is still remembered as The Giga Pump anniversary. This is because today, the greatest pump in history propelled Ethereum to an absurd price instantly creating a huge amount of millionaires in a single day. Literally a "glitch" in the history of finance.
>>2375931
>future
>IBM
L O L
Indian Bowel Movement in the future
L O L
stfu four eyes
Wow that's cool John because I'm already holding ETH. Any other updates from 2053?
>>2376032
Learn Mandarin
>>2375931
Not recognizing this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
>>2375931
say hello to okarin for me.
Also what else do we invest in?
>>2375931
>I am currently in the year 2053
Thats not how this works. You are currently in the year 2017 and come from the distant future aka 2053.
Question: will India finally be a superpower by 2060 ? Will they ever achieve a streetshit rate of under 70% ?
What happened to DGB?
What about RDD?
VRG?
RIPPLE?!
>>2375931
No one is asking the real questions here.
Are OP's still faggots in 2053?
>>2377479
A great many
OP never said the year it happened, just the day.
In fact, he didn't even say the day it happened, all he said was that today (could be any day in 2053) is the giga pump anniversary.
>>2375931
post a pic of your IBM
>>2377616
I believed him until I read this.
Thanks anon
>>2378521
You're welcome, he's probably just some kid trying to cause a panic so he can get his name in the history books.