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Your kid: "Daddy, why can we only afford cabbage soup every night?"
You: "oh child, its because I gambled it all away to cryptocurrency."
Your kid: "oh yeh? Fuck you dad."
All you can do is cry in a crypt filled with your intangible cryptocurrency.
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>tfw so bad at shitposting I saved the alpha channel of an image.