>bitcoin getting reported like stocks on CNBC now

>>2362745
no one looks at stock

>>2362745

You do realize to furful your wishes of a $10000 BTC critical mass is needed, and to gain critical mass you need the MASSES. More new money = us hodlers getting filthy rich.

Let the normies televise us faggots getting unjustly rich off memes.

>>2362830
Cringed watching it just now at the gym

"All the cool kids are trading bitcoins"
"Trust me those aren't the cool kids"

Kek they lurk and know BTC is the future

>>2363035
Nah we neets are the cool kids now :^)

>>2363131
Crypto Chad coming through

>>2362830

>tons of normie masses blindly buy btc cause they see it in news
>masses buy a single bt for 10k
>realize they can't actually use it for anything because everyone only hodls
>major players cash out and crash the price
>millions of normirs bag hodling btc
>US government bans all cryptos
>price crashes to zero

This is the crypto singularity

>>2363213
Imagine the alternate timeline where Hillary won. ETH would get banned for ties to the Russian government.

>>2363213
>>tons of normie masses blindly buy gold cause they see it in news
>>masses buy a single gold for 10k
>>realize they can't actually use it for anything because everyone only hodls
>>major players cash out and crash the price
>>millions of normirs bag hodling gold
>>US government bans all gold
>>price crashes to zero

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>>2362745

NOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEE

>>2362745
How do I start buying these bitcoins?

>>2363283
in your local walmart breh

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>>2363230
Holy fuck you might be right. If the rednecks revolted over the guns and the neets revolted over the crypto, with the banks on the other side with their minorities-only foot soldiers and maybe antifa, we'd be in for a good old civil war.

bitcoin is a bubble

>>2363444
Unlike Jew stocks you can sell whenever you want unlike (((stocks))) which always crash on weekends or after hours

>>2363283

You see, it is a process, where you need to:

- send your ID through the internet to a company in the US
- then send any amount of fiat to a slowenian bank
- wait for a couple of days to get it approved
- buy bitcoin
- transfer it to a wallet you have store on a computer
- realize that you can't do shit with it
- see that it is volatile as hell
- the price plummets down to half its worth
- transfer it back for panicsale

I know 2-3 people that wold have no problems doing this. Aside from that, the problem may range from "I wont send my ID to a unknown company" to "I dont want a risky investment".

>>2363483
>sending ID
I really don't get why people have such a huge issue with this for companies that have gone so far as to get FDIC insured. Scottrade required the same thing of me when I started trading stocks a few years back.

>>2362745
blame /pol/ for the attention

>>2363524

At least in germany and austria, people always think that the companies will spy them, have a file of them for future purposes and stuff.

Several of my fellow students have a paranoia against giving data to companies but share drunk pictures from parties on facebook on virus-ridden computers.
Hell, my best friend is not even doing online banking.

>>2363483
>transfer it to a wallet you have store on a computer
...and are fully responsible of.

>>2363442
Sounds comfy.