How do I use my wealth to get pussy?

prostitution was legal in nevada last I heard

Go to the gym eith best clothes buy protein best supplements get earphones dont talk to nobody get ripped in 1 month best food diet and done its the best way fattie

m-mods?

>>2323766
Step 1: Donate all your crypto to a real man
Step 2: Kill anyone carrying your genes
Step 3: KYS

>>2323766
buy a tesla or some shit instead

>>2323807
fuck off faggot, how is this pic illegal?

>>2323796
this. start with hands, end with the torso. Sexy build is the answer

please send your next 52 payments at [email protected]

>>2323766
no.
search reviews on escorts and give them a call. im talking about the ones that have their own website and everything. they may demand a higher price but you be paying for top shelf.
set up an appointment and go.

or fly out to bunny ranch to fuck a few and stay over night.

total cost will be around 4000.

>>2323766
Get yourself some top tier whores or a qt autist trap slave, avoid bitches in your life they will fake a relationship only to try to steal a slice of your fortune

>>2323766
you get pussy by being supremely arrogant and having a 'fuck you' attitude. Buy a lamborghini aventador in the most outrageous colour you can find, buy a very gaudy 50k watch and then just wear adidas tracky bottoms and a plain t shirt and go to the shops etc and wait for women to come and introduce themselves

>>2323823
>suggesting a sociopath to avoid bitches
gee, it's like they are wearing neon signs "i'm a skank" or a nerd would know anything about that

>>2323766
>I have about 4m in crypto
prove it, faggot

Post feet

>>2323844
>prove it, faggot

theres no way im posting my shit on here. im too paranoid senpai

i got into eth when it was $2-$5 if that helps

Do what movie stars do:

Get the best hair plugs, facial surgury, skin treatments, personal trainers, guitar mentors (bitches love guitar), hire "friends" to follow your around, buy your way on stage to play your new deep hipster song, "OMG I love you justin beiber kyaaaaa" panties are thrown at you.
????
profit

(BTC 13ffk6F5fMsQMZw3nct8cm9knK5861Mezu )

>>2323816
Where do you live?

OP, if you are serious, you should get a friend that can help you meet girls and learn that way. I got help from a friend and got girls that way.

don't bother doing the pick up artists crap, if you want me to send messages of how to do it, drop contact info or something.

honestly though the best way would be to go to college

>>2323828

solid advice anon. follow this, op, you fag

Just hire a pickup artist to train you.

Not even kidding.

>>2323766
first off, you don't ask angry virgin nerds for advice.. there's a start.

>>2323915
if i had friends i wouldnt be autistic enough to have got in crypto early. yes i need friends though.

>>2323909
australia

>>2323766
put your blockfolio hourly change on the first pic of your tinder account. Some spreg lord in my discord did this and matched with a 9/10 and previous to this tactic he got almost no matches at all.

>>2323999
nice trips but this screams gold digging

Just fuck hookers or settle for a low esteem girl if you're fat, broke dicked, ugly, or horribly autistic.

I've been well off before crypto and this is what worked for me.

Realized pretty fast the hot, fun ones would barely let me get anywhere. I'm 350 lbs and I can't fuck for more than a minute and a half without going soft or shooting off. I'm too fucking fat for good sex.

You have to settle for a girl who isn't going to care as long as you've got the money. This always means the more boring, problematic, or crazy ones.But pussy is pussy.

I just love food too much to slim down, and good money lets me eat out all the time.

>>2323989
>australia

i thought this was just a larp general

now its a shitpost general

>>2324020
its neither, i just want some advice

>>2324031
anything my countrymen say on this site i never take seriously. you're all the fuckin same, me included

Care to invest in something outside crypto? I really need investment for business I'm starting

>>2324055
how much and what is it? are you australian?

>>2323989
Move to Canada. Your accent will make you more appealing to ladies

$75k --- Would prefer to show you! I've already developed the product and waiting for it to get here so I can start selling... Investment would be for marketing mainly. California here!

>>2324083
ausfag here.

m8, buy yourself a house, follow som hobbies you enjoy and don't talk about money. maybe take a uni course?

follow your own road. make yourself happy. friends and women will find their way to you.

do some volunteer work is also a good way to meet good people. if you have a faith, become active in it.

don't fall for the get drunk, buy lambo, dress like someone you're not meme.

>>2324122
>needing a 75k investment from a random crypto larper for "marketing"

>>2324083
i should add, go to the pros if you want some pussy. in melb, top of the town is decent, nice ladies, very friendly. my mate loves it.

>>2324173
i just want a wife dude, call me old fashioned

>>2324152
im looking at some mansions in brisbane/bundaberg. i dress like a hobo though, they will probably reject me as some drug dealer.

>>2324189
good call, then see my first post. it takes time man.

don't buy a mansion, it's retarded. huge upkeep, target for theft, and looks stupid. buy a 3 or 4 bedder in a decent suburb. get some financial advice too.

i've learned that sellers dont care what you look like when they see the colour of your money.

>>2323766
Buy tokens on mfc and tip the woman you love

:(

>>2324236
75 is probably too much dude

my problem is making more money is not interesting to me if i dont need it. sounds like stress...

Can we talk and I can show you the product at least? I Can send my Kik

Just keep your riches hidden, go meet a nice normal girl the right way, pretend to be broke as fuck. Only when you know her heart is in the right place can you spring it on her you're rich Eddy Murphy style and the. she'll really love you forever (but still get that prenup!)

>>2324312
ok post your kik

Midas714

>>2323766

Just slap them in the face with a stack of bills. That usually works.

>>2324226
Cuck off, you beta waste.

>>2323766
Work out, lose weight if fat bulk if skinny. Get a hobby something you like to do and meet friends. Give back to community always good to give back. Buy a house or start a business/keep investing up to you. Self improvement is the key man. Everyone wants the hot bitches, the fast cars, all the money in the world but they don't want to improve upon themselves. Once you fix yourself and love yourself the world is yours. You already got the money senpai the world is yours if you improve yourself.

>>2324189
BUNDYYYYYYYYYY

mate why dont you get a nice place out in moreton bay/tangalooma/rainbow beach/noosa or somewhere. good beach villa, chill vibes 4 lyfe

If you want pussy, just get escorts. If you want a wife, send me 4 ETH and I'll coach you to success.

>>2324403
Wow rude poor boy can't afford to tip? Oh poor child. I'll just tip my webcam wife to mute guests so we can keep the pleb kids like you out

>>2323811
Underrated

This fucking cunt.

How can you have 4 mil and still be worried about anything.

You already mentioned that you dont want a gold digger, i suspect that u want someone to like 'you' so maybe dont do the bris mansion and lambo.


Tl:dr you just gotta talk to people.

This will sound like a shill but i would recommend PUA group. The natural lifestyles in melb. Look up Liam and his before and after.

If you dont wanna do that then. You should list the things you want in a girl. And then things that you can offer/or your good traits. Dont count money becuase you dont want a gold digger.

Now you have to bridge the gap between the two lists. If you want a 20 year old that has a banging gym bod and is also studyung to be a doctor, you gonna need to get to the gym. If you want an 18 year old virgin who is quiet and cute, you gonna need to be able to talk to quiet people and hold conversation. You should do stuff in places that girls are at and are able to talk to.

>enroll in a uni course and drop out before the census date and u dont pay anything, meet some girls into the same stuff
>art volunteering is 95%, you can get some before they go all SJW
>a job in retail
>craft classes like pottery and shit

Also other people here are suggest like surgery and these material changes. The reason i recommend PUA is becuase they will basically force you to do shit like talk to girls on the street and change your beliefs.

Also op canya tell me what platform you trade on? I hate getting charged for conversion to us whenever i buy shit

>>2323766
Pro tip - you don't.

Maybe join a gym and eat better, maybe but clothes from Banana Republic instead of Old Navy, maybe buy a mid-range sedan instead of your shitbox, but you should never fully reveal your wealth. If you're looking for something long term, you need to come off as capable of providing, but there's no need to be extravagant about it. The kind of women that attracts aren't the kind of women worth your time, let alone money. Same goes for sloots at bars and clubs. Don't waste your money on them when it's free to fuck your own hand.

I met my wife when I made $12 an hour. She's known me rich and poor. Now that I keep 100k in my walking around checking account, or lives are more or less the same, except we have nicer cars, better furniture, eat better, and don't think twice about a $200 dinner.

Find the woman who likes you at 40k net worth, not the one who likes you at 4,000k.

>>2323766
>Is it pathetic to use wealth to get girls? I fear being gold dug.
yes, don't tell them

>>2323989
send me info, i can help you. I was virgin until I was 22, last year I slept with 20 different girls. big change, and I was poor.

ok solid advice from a 48 y o man in US who fucked a 20 year old Fro Yo counter girl 45 minutes after meeting her.

> Don't be completely ugly. This doesnt mean you have to be actually good looking, but the uglier you are, the more work this takes: decent haircut, decent clothes, well-mannered...nothing super fancy, just put together.
> Get a little self esteem. Work out, hire a personal trainer, eat right - hire a nutritionist if you need to.

>have some interests that normies can relate to, sports, current affairs, music, literature - you can go light on the manga, crypto, etc.

>Dont ever talk about your money or money in general, let your swagger talk for you

>by swagger, I dont mean being an arrogant prick like others have said, I mean confidence that whether or not this girl wants you, you are fine and the next one will.

>dont hover
>dont stalk
>do say hello and smile (do you need dental work?)
>Ask how her day is going and look her in the eyes when you ask and while she answers, but then look away
>If going OK so far, try to find an interest she has and ask about it.
>Make it about her, not you
>Never ask if she wants to go out sometime or "get together".
>Ask her to do a specific thing...like if she is into music, say "I've been really busy lately and neglecting the new bands. Would you mind going to the record store and showing me some stuff you like?" or "I love looking through the used record bins. You should come to xxxx with me." or "Oh have you heard of XXXXX? I was going to their show with my friends but he bailed out. Would you like to go with me?"

>>2324801
lucky for me she died 7 years ago

>>2324801
nuuuuuu

>>2324801
Replied.

>>2324801
kys

go to reno or vegas, then go to a brothel. have a threesome

>>2324718
kys

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>>2323766
plz use /r9k/

>>2323766

Buy a high-end doll and thank me later.

Women are all the same and will fucking ruin you.

>>2324805
example story from the other day:

>its 1:45 in the afternoon and I walked into the Fro Yo place for a little treat.
>I am a slightly (25lbs) overweight white guy with gray hair.
>I had well-fitting and stylish clothes on: seer-sucker slacks, brown wingtips with broguing, a pressed white shirt with varsity spread collar and a silk blue jacket (which I've had for 20 years. also a yellow tie with a subdued floral print.
>get my small cup of froyo and check out
>cashier is cute as hell w amazing eyes and nice perky tits
>as I'm checking out: "How are you today? has it been busy?" while looking at her eyes
>she says she's OK and yes it was busy earlier but isnt really paying attention.
>while sliding a dollar in her tip jar: "Looks like its slowing down after the rush then. How long are you stuck here?"
>"I get off at 2 but my replacement isnt here yet"
>"Thats good. Any plans this afternoon?"
>"I need to study for my summer class"
>hmmmn. What are you studying?"
>"It's a lit class, just trying to get ahead."
>"That's not bad, probably a lot of reading, but reading is about the best thing one can do, right?"
>giggles - "Ya, I guess"
>"sorry to ask so many questions. You are really pretty. I love your eyes."
>blushing awkwardness
>"Sorry - I just cant believe you work here and look so good."
>"I hate frozen yogurt now"
>"I love it even more seeing you." Can I help you study for a bit. Its so nice out, we could sit in the park."
> she sort of demured, but I said something about how fun it would be to back n the college mode and she agreed.
>After she got off, I drove her to her apartment so she could get her books. Went up with her and when we got up there told her amazingly pretty she was and she apologized for the mess.
TBC

>>2324984

> She started to go change clothes and asked her if I could watch, as I didnt get to see too many young lithe girls anymore.
>she said yes and I asked if she was wet. she said a little and I asked if I could feel it.
>Next thing you know, I'm licking her clit and she is sucking my dick and then i fuck her

We are seeing each other again tomorrow

>>2323766
Using money to get a girl will attract gold diggers. Using your personality to attract a girl will get you girl that likes you for you.

t. female

>>2324801
reply

>>2325410

>blah blah blah

>im a gurl :3 tee heeh ee!!!

fuck off.

Tfw being a millionaire is not enough in the Anglosphere.

It's actually true.

>>2325449
Good stuff fucktard, now she'll post feet

>>2323766
Good girls are still only found through your hobbies.
If you want to get other rich people you can get into a rich hobby. There are groups that travel the world and skydive, scuba, ski and paraglide everywhere. Some of them are women.
You might be awkward among them at first but once you get excited about all the activity you can more easily socialize.

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>>2323819
>higher price but you be paying for top shelf.
>set up an appointment and go.
>or fly out to bunny ranch to fuck a few and stay over night.
>total cost will be around 4000.
lel
Just fly out to Amsterdam or Berlin where top tier prostitutes cost like $200 and most are around $100/h
https://www.kaufmich.com/search/quick/id/8378a11d599fb689c42b23150a50d230

>>2325533
Never*

>>2324871
Thanks for your valuable contribution to the conversation.

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>>2324984
>>2325004

Every now and then I have moments where I'm suddenly reminded of the disconnect between 4chan and the rest of my life.

This is one of those moments.
kys my man

>>2324763
Just post dude

>>2323766
Go Africa

>>2323766

>explain your problem to a girlfriend you know irl
>
>ask her to go shopping and do a makeover where you feel comfy with. Reward her for her efforts.

>then ask her gfs toearn you the tricks in a club.

>become a pick up artist kinda guy.

>don't worry about getting rejected. Happens to the best cause women.

>good luck my friend.
>
>advice free of charge

>>2323999
>>2324007
Honesty would be a good start to the relationship, implied she has to bring "it" , and prenup no brainer to the hodl worthy

>>2323766
Since money is not an issue, that's actually pretty easy.

1.) Hire a fashion advisor and do everything he tells you to do.
2.) Get a fitness coach and have him put you into roughly the right shape. Don't need to be Adonis, just neither fat nor skin and a bones.
3.) Go to college and study whatever you are even remotely interested in. This will both raise your human capital and, since you are already both well-groomed and moderately fit, give you sufficient choice in women. Don't tell them you are rich.

Done.

>>2324697
AvaTHIS

>>2323766

OP how did you go about acquiring your 4m of crypto?

As to your question, I agree with the other anons who said hit the gym and/or bang whores. Pay-4-play does simplify things.

>>2323786
Only in a small handful of places.

>>2324801
Ree

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>>2325709
this.


WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE LIKE THAT GUY ON THIS WEBSITE?? I HAVENT FELT THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN IN ALMOST 4 YEARS AND THIS 48 YEAR OLD FUCK FACE JUST GETS A COLLEGE CUTIE TO SUCK HIS DICK WITHIN MINUTES OF MEETING HER.

REEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>2323766
Hire me and I'l teach you

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>>2326804

I meant that it was uncomfortable and bizarre for me to attempt to understand why someone would author a clear work of fiction like that. I can't identify with it at all. Much less the screeching coming from you.

>tfw comfyposting from bed with 19yo qt Icelandic heritage gf asleep beside me

>>2324801

replying

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>>2324984
>>"I hate frozen yogurt now"
women love contrarian humor

>>2325410
Fuck you, we're all autists with no personalities here and money is the only way any of us ever get laid. I'm 30 and I've never fucked anyone who wasn't a prostitute.

>>2324801
Nigger

>>2323766
Volunteer abroad.

better offload that eth soon op or your 4m will barely be worth 1

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>>2324801
This shit still triggers me, good job.

Think of it this way, we all pay for sex in different ways. We're just smarter the way we go about it. Why waste time dating and buying gifts, when I just go down to an Asian spa and get laid for $100. This is why we are so good at what we do. NO SHAME.

On a side note, I could really go for a hooked right now. Anybody willing to help? Send btc this way please.
1AcZDQ1MmbQV4noULbQ7fEXgUipSPsMS7Y

>>2325851
all this is true and good advice

Dude if you have enough money to not work, just volunteer at a local animal shelter. You get to play with doggos and kittens and aside from the shit smell it's soul food. Plus tons of hot and good-hearted chicks. If they see you're there all the time you don't even have to talk to them, they come talk to you. Plus there's probably a tax write-off for volunteer work or something.

BTC for solid advice

15Vwnncxm6QGBf4pmE1yayXV155mhaFDzT

>>2324801
Assssssshole

>>2323766
Dress nicely and go out and talk to women with confidence, throw a little bit of your money around. If a bitch sees that you have $100 bills in your wallet her abysmal intellect will believe you are rich even if you are bullshitting and she will follow you like a puppy to free alcohol and hotels etc. Then when you get them to said hotel just mention going shopping later and going to nice restaurants. Your cock is as good as sucked, because unless you are completely retarded or hideous there is no way to fail at getting women with the kind of money you are talking about. But don't expect gf/wife material.

>>2323766
Go to a mid to high end bar. Buy said bar a round of drinks. The bartender will make a spectacle of it to try for a large tip. Wait for whores to line up. Get your own condoms because she'll probably poke a hole in one if she says she has some. Rinse and repeat.