>2074 ''grandpa, how did you get rich?''

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It happened when I put all of my waggie moniez on a good investment son

"You ever heard of the Bean, kid?"

Invested in stocks and my 401k performed cash

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I was part of something called "the dank generation" now sit down you little shit I got a good story to tell you.

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>>2319606
magic internet beans kid, magic internet beans

>>2319606
Why are you asking me questions when you know I'm already dead you little shit

dumped my allowance on shitcoins

now go find a job

>son you better behave yourself or i'll cancel the smart contract for your weekly allowance of ARK

I sold lambos to morons dumb enough to dump their eternal crypto gains into a depreciating asset.

>>2319606
>''grandpa, how did you get rich?''
memes

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>>2319606

>>2319667
no, tell me the REAL story

>>2319606
"I followed autists advice on a Taiwanese knitting forum."

>>2321077
>this will literally be the story

>>2321077
Kek

>>2320368

wtf is this go away pajeet jesus what a low quality meme if it's even a meme idk

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>procreating

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>>2321111
>stealing my digits

>>2321077


J U S T

>>2321077
this is true. you guys made me a multimillionaire

>>2319606
Well, you know the currency you are using?

Yes grandpa-san...digibyte?

Hai, well I invested in that.

>>2321090
6 months ago there was a shitpost on /fit/, a rich swole guy boasting about belittling people on fit and biz

i didn't even know biz was a board, i check it out, i had 1btc lying around already from buying roids, so i didn't have to sign up for verification and wait as i'd done it ages ago, thought fuckit i'll put some in this crypto shit

now i'm 40k richer, literally because of a shitpost on 4chan

>>2321077
We will actually be able to say this

Everything I ever thought about money is out the fucking window

I tried to actually buy and sell items like a real businessman before but this undermines all of that

>>2321111
>wasting those digits on a pajeet
>could have said the name of any shit coin you owned and pumped it.

I dropped out of university, then started my own meme website and invested the profit into pyramid scheme-like coin bubbles.

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an old folk tale was a prophecy. only a few of us recognized it

>Well sweetie, one day Granpappy wanted to buy LSD on the internet.
>I ended up taking financial advice from a bunch of unemployed shut-ins and mental deficients
>I invested in math problems, and now we drive this lambo to school everyday
>now let's go download an ice cream. You have you ARK SmartBridge implant right?

>>2321157
fucking hell

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>year is 2074
>Crypto currency is main form of buying
>Fiat bills are now rare commodity
>$1 bill value moons due to scarcity
>Tfw you had $50,000 and didn't HODL

guys, i'm new to biz

I got here from reading that bitcoin was gold worth

any tips for a newbie? i'll be extremely grateful

>It all started on a rainy 2009 summer, on something what was once known as /b/...

>>2321646
Buy ARK faggot

>>2321821
what is an ark?

>>2321545
kek

>>2321982
lurk faggot

>>2320334
Undervalued post.

>>2319705
haha owow epic mindfuck picture bro except i got bored of its shit and jumped from 2 to 12 fuck u