>Started trading crypto 48 hours ago, doubling my portfolio already
>Told myself I wouldn't buy any shitstain shill coins
>Stay up till 6AM browsing through shills, see 1st blood
>Wait, wait, wait.
>At $1
>HOLD YOUR HORSES, WAIT FOR ME I'M GETTING THE FUCKING FUCK IN HERE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE