Coinbase DOT com
>Buy eth, bit and/or lite coins
Transfer to poloniex and/or bittrex or other trustworthy exchanges (avoid BTCCdotCOM)
>Exchange for alt coins
Do your research on coins before you exchange dont just go off what people say here or do, your call
Notes:
>Once you made back your capital (initial out-of-pocket deposit) put that back into btc and sit on it and only trade with profits.
>If you buy eth off coinbase youll need atleast (1)ETH to transfer to poloniex since you cannot directly access your eth wallet on poloniex if its under 1.
>Poloniex also gets alot of traffic and sometimes stalls trading.
>memecoins are coins that have retarded names. youll notice that they are volatile so if you trade with these fuckers you need to be vigilant
>Find coin community boards or sites and learn fundamentals (signs, triggers, lingo, ect.)
>if you find researching, observing and rationalizing market trends boring or difficult, stop. Split everything between ETH and BTC and hold them in a wallet then forget you ever tried.
Hope i helped get you started