I love fat women - they smell like burgers and regret. They break their backs for you and will fight to the death for the last piece of chicken. When you eat a fat chick out you get a 3 course meal, extra gravy - mexican fat chicks, extra salsa picante. When you fuck a skinny chick you get a pump and dump then game over, when a fat chick fucks you, she pumps and dumps, brings her whale friends to help and pumps and dumps over and over again. Fat chicks bring prosperity, rub her belly like shes a chinese buddah and you get to make a wish. They're thirsty for attention so tweet at @bittrexexchange and tell her, dinner is ready. MOONCOIN