Don't say we didn't warn you. This is only the beginning.

>Year is 2030

>walk into Gamestop

>ask for a copy of Final Fantasy XX

>"Ok, that'll be 0.3 DGB"

>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets

>oh fuck not again

>"I only have 3 Bitcoin please"

>"Bit-what?"

>face gets red

>"Please accept my bitcoin right now."

>"I don't know what that is. What kind of shitcoin is that?"

>struggling to contain my embarrassment

>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit

>voice reduced to a mumble

>"have money please bitcoin give money please accept"

>"Are you okay?"

>shit breaches through my asscheeks

>propelled forward at 60mph

>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter

>he's holding onto me for dear life

>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes

>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face

>yelling "ACCEPT PLEASE BITCOIN GAME PLEASE ACCEPT"

>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti

>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping

>he tilts me backwards

>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards

>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere

>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus

>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale

>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below

>3 miles upwards now

>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit

>my transformation is almost complete

>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder

>steer myself across the comsos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

i own 25k dgb, is it enough or should i get more?

>>2266527
How do I get DGB ? Never invested before.

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>>2266527
>mfw only holding 600k

>>2266531

FUCKING KEKED SO HARD