This guy

buy etc

>>2258915
watch as he carefully places his pencil thin penis equipment into her warm moist hole and immediately cums into it, instantaneously impregnating her with twins

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>>2258915
>no gf

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>>2258915
"that'd be 5 ETH please"

Watch in amusement as the bones in his hand disintegrate from the impact, looks like weighs not even 100 lbs

>>2258933
You can name those twins ethereum and ethereum classic then

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>The human being that has made me more money than any other is assaulting his literal opposite.

I trust him.

>>2258915
get all buddy-buddy with him and employ my Slav resistence to alcohol alongside superior body weight to drink the dyel under the table only to extract his wallet and private key info

ask him for some eth in exchange for 7 minutes with my gf

I will give my gf 1/3 of the eth too

He's made me $100k so I'll let him do whatever the fuck he wants to her

>>2258915
Everything he touches turns to gold

Ill allow it

>>2259058
Underrated post.

>>2258947
kek

Turn supersyrian and send him to his dad king gold

>>2259058

too funny

Pick pocket him and steal his cash

My gf is already in a part of a smart contract with me