Resume

>objective: bla bla bla, I dont really mean any of this bla bla bla, I just need money to support myself while ideally having as much free time as possible

this is why I will never be a wageslave

Another related question:
If you have a gap of 5 years, how believable is it if you say you traded Bitcoins in that time

t. ex hiki NEET

personally, i'm not too hot on objectives (they sound cheesy), but keep it if you must. and why does it seem slightly off-center? "skill 3" isn't fully bold. i also think the job title subsections in this template are indented a little too much. whatever you do, formatting needs to be consistent.

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>27 yo
>dont have any work experience
>I only trade shitcoins
how fucked Im lads?

>>2252083
you're only fucked if you make yourself fucked

if this shit crashes I'm calling my self a self employed technical analytical cryptocurrency day trader on my resume

>>2252000
They will laugh and then once they are done laughing they will toss it into the garbage where it belongs

>>2252083
Not fucked. You're winning.

>>2252000

You have to reword it in a way that sounds saavy.

Something about participating in the active trade of stocks, bonds, and cryptocurrencies

>>2252179
Oh hell yeah, that sounds good. Thanks.

>>2251960
If you apply at larger companies (>500 employees) try to optimize your resume for the ATP (application tracking system). It will help you quite a lot.

how old is too old to be hired with zero experience?

Hand written, on nice 100 gram paper inside a nice crested envelope.
Unless you're applying for Burger King that is.

>>2251960
>Objective: have a job
>Qualifications: degree in relevant major, answered your questions in interview

Hire me sir or ma'am. I will work very hard as if this job was my own business at least until 5pm everyday if not later. My landlord wants to see that I have a job so I need you to give me one and I will be your best employee what do you have to lose? Nothing #yolo (that means You Only Live Once if your an elderly boomer. respect though)

Sincerely,
[your name]