What would you do if you become rich?

Buy a civic

>>2235875
Depends. How rich?

>>2235893
More than 1.000.000 €.

>rental property
>thailand
>whores
>roids

>>2235893
Like, 20'000 dude man

Reinvest and become richer

>>2235875

get into the property game its preeeedy guud in australia

>>2235875
drive my lambo plane/car/boat hybrid butt ass naked getting head from a different dime piece every 10 minutes while throwing money out the window

>>2235902
>>thailand
>>whores
over or under age?

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Pay off my student loans

>>2235923
over

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>>2235950
meh

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my parents have always thought of me as a colossal fuck up for as long as I can remember. If I ever become rich how should I rub it in their faces?

>>2235970
move far away and never talk to them again after sending them a picture of a bank receipt with a "fuck off" message

>>2235970
Pay their debts.

>>2235925

invest student loans in crypto you fucking cuck. NEET at your parents as long as possible. give them a lambo later.

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>>2236003
Cant. Live 200km away from parent with my GF. But i do invest some of my student loans into bitcoin. Still need to repay them eventually.

Buy a relatively small two bedroom apartment to live in, make a low interest no risk fund, live a comfortable life of no work and creative introspection until I get bored.

I'd probably take up something useless but self-enriching like painting or a musical instrument

I'd buy fuck loads of land and build a modest sized house. And then get a new set of tires on my Hyundai.

>>2235875
Not pay taxes and get assfucked by the fed

>>2235901
>>2235903
>that
rich

Dude, you can barely get a decent flat in a big city with that.
Rich is a least 10 millions.

>>2235875
Small house on 20 acres, modest car, retire early, chop firewood for comfy winters. Thats it.

>>2235986
this

Enlarge my dick because i can
Bleach and straighten teeth
Get weights for gains
Live in a small but quiet place.
Single. Unless i get a 10/10.
Fiy my dark eyes with surgery
Get a mustang

Thats maybe it.
Most of my money would probably go to food.

The most imprtant thing is to wake up without an alarm clock shattering your brain out of your ears and konwing that you have enough money to live without ever working again

Honestly I'm not a flashy person so jokes aside no lambo.

>>2235875
I would buy the world's most expensive gun and shoot myself with it.

Become my own country melonpan

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>>2235885
The new civics are certified sex-C but are also 35 grand.

>>2235901
This is pretty close to my current net worth, actually, and I don't feel that rich. I have a condo in Boston and I drive a 2015 Accord. I'm inclined to agree with >>2236099.

>>2236137
same

Would probably live just like I do now, except without the stress of having to make money any more

>>2236195
hey I also live (just outside) Boston

>>2236190
RICE

>>2236195
sell your condo and retire in Ft. Myers

what are you even doing

>>2236160

Kek

>>2236227
I like the city, but I'm moving away in a month.
>>2236238
Headed to Raleigh in a month or so for a new job. Looking forward to experiencing a 20% higher salary in a 20% cheaper city feels like.

>>2236129

Jesus this faggot is vain and pathetic.

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I just I realised I didn't asked my own question:
I would say to my father: "This is the true power of capitalism, you religious fag. Now let me have sex with my half-sister."

Also, land, wineyards, travels and culture.

>>2236265
how long you lived in MA?

I've been here my whole life and I have been considering a move as well (to somewhere warm, potentially FL or AZ)

Buy a 3k civic

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>>2235875
Two chicks at the same time.

I would put most of the money in safer investments and carry on as usual.

>>2235970
Basically this. My parents look down on me as inferior because they make at least 10x more money than I do. But I wouldn't even want to rub it in their faces, I just want to gain their respect for once in my life.

>>2236274
12 years now. Az is pretty cool but Florida is alligators and Kasey caningan and tornado's in my opinion

>>2236274
Since 2006. Used the GI Bill to go to shitty Bridgewater State and then attended grad school in Ontario (because it's like 10k a year and BU/BC is 50k). Came back to multiple job offers and couldn't resist the money.

I'll miss it, but I can't wait to get away. I have very confusing feelings about the 617.

>>2236320
>>2236311
>>2236274

Another MA fag here debating on whether or not to move to Florida because FL doesn't have any state income taxes and I work a fully remote job as a software consultant.

Cost of living is also lower and I'd be making San Francisco tier money while living there.

>>2236311
mostly just considering those two states because they are cheap and warm

ideally I want to live in San Diego, most beautiful place on earth

but cali is too fucking expensive

>put enough away to live comfortably off interest for life
>invest in education, college
>get a good job with no worries of actually NEEDING the job to survive
>use money from job for luxuries and personal stuff
>give the rest away to A SMALL FEW PEOPLE who wants to do the same thing

OR

>put enough away to live comfortably off interest for life
>invest in education, college
>use the rest to make MASSIVE gains from investing
>take modest amount of gains from investing for luxuries and personal stuff
>give massive rest of gains away to A GREAT MANY PEOPLE who wants to do the same thing

Probably set up a blind trust for giving money to people. Picking people will be tough. Either do it random lotto style or handle it like a scholarship.

>buy £1,5m town house in South London

don't really care after that....my mediocre job would give a nice lifestyle if I didn't have to pay rent

+ renting out 1/2 rooms

certainly wouldn't buy a garish lambo loool

>>2235962
276.319.425.255,60USD

>>2236347
This was the deciding factor for me. MA x 1.2 income and MA x 0.8 cost of living. Accepting the job at Citadel was a no-brainer. I'm in data science, similar to you, so fuck... If you can work remotely from a cheaper region with better looking women? (Let's face it - there's finite talent here in Boston.)

Do it bro.

>>2236274
>>2236311

If I'm rich ? Well, obviously I would get even richer. I noticed that the more money I have, the more money I make. That's the stupidity of our capitalist world but it's working for me.

>>2236370
>South London
Are you sure? I mean, in a decade the whole place is going to be full of Sand People.

>>2236390
What?

>>2235875
eat every day of the week
escape the third world shithole i was born in and live in a safe little town

basically that

>>2235875
buy a shitload of precision machinery
expand property and install geothermal apparatuses
maybe buy an ultralight plane/helo

Make sure i have enough to no longer work and have a nice humble life... give away all the rest to family, friends, etc...

>>2235875
None of what you typical manchildren would do.

The first thing I'd do is remove and replace my genes to become a naturally better person. So I don't end up commiting suicide like the many depressed movie actors who can't write.
C'mon we all know that if any of you raised your standards and moral integrity then you'd have hanged yourself years ago. Or went fully the other way and became a serial killer.

Second thing I'd do is give 75% of the money to my mother, the one intellectual who deserves it. Give some out of pity to keep my father living off dividends, but not rich. Then when I die give the rest to a select few high school students who truly need it and deserve it. Intelligent A students from abusive families or poor humble families.

Then use the rest of the money to... Marrying a girl from Ireland, having a Swedish girl. Living a happy normal life free of stress.

Or. Become an artistic rebel who wastes his life on useless internet matters only a man child would be interested in.
Buying 4chan, buying Hollywood, killing Google, Facebook, Microsoft.
Making good cartoons, music, video games.
Teaching future generations to be less degenerate in their tastes... and their lack of common sense.
Change my neurons to be naturally decent at it so I don't kill myself over being a talentless hack, like every movie actor.

Or vow and succeed in killing every scum on this planet starting with the sjws, jews/turks and create socialism for every caucasian nation on the globe.

>>2236190
That car just screams "I suck cock, but I'll get really mad if you think I suck cock"

>>2236987
>Hating primo niponese made hatchbacks
Stay mad nocoiner

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>>2236661

>>2235923
Ladyboys desu

>>2236278

Only correct answer of the thread

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>>2236278
two...at the same time?

Buy my girlfriend a kidney / transplant.

Stage 5 kidney disease. Have to plug her into this every single night..

Was going to invest heavy in ETH and hold for future cash but, fucking transfer and verification times meaning miss all dips.

Check mah balance: 0x83aB2f06127586fcD3BfA4fFa6Ab0b3ce1058Ef6

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>>2237489
Pic related

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buy a sweet drift car and become a master of the togue

Open a Coding School at my old high school, donate $2 million to it and have my name plastered somewhere. A big fuck you to my alumni

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>create socialism for every caucasian nation on the globe

kys

>>2237489
>Stage 5 kidney disease
damn bro how much time does she have left?

>>2237741
>>>>>2236661

>>2237489
Fuck anon. Hope your favorite coin moons so you can get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxLivJwk2OU

>>2236661
You're a legit moron. A cringey one at that.

Go back to your containment board fag.

>>2235875
I create a more robust portfolio of investments. That's really all. Allocated as such
>Dividend paying stocks of reliable, growing companies
>Some safe havens to protect against market downturn
>Ventures or otherwise risky investments I can fill my personal time with and make some cash for more ventures
Lifestyle of a middle class new yorker, reasonably $100k annual

Basically what I do now but not ever worry about money or not using a condom again.

>>2235875
i'd drink better scotch

>>2237742
Dialysis should keep her going a while. Causes fertility issues and other side effects in the long term though, and she's already 29..

She has permanent shits cause of all the laxatives too, (kidney failure causes constipation), such a smell.

If we get a transplant, should keep her going another 20 years, hope STEM cell ones will be out by then.

>>2237756
Thanks a lot mate. Fingers crossed.

Finally got verified on one exchange (Coinfloor), awaiting £5k of funds to arrive there (probably will take yonks and miss another dip). Can dump another £8k if needed once I know what I'm doing. Got another £50k in savings after that but not sure if I want to use that yet, was supposed to be saving for a house..

Fuck lambos, just a comfortable life, good healthcare for the lass, decent house, and no more wagecucking for retards would be nice.

>>2235875
I'd just keep NEETing. If this goes right I would haver worked for a grand total of 11 days in my life.
I'd probably also make a free visual novel.

>>2237852
>100k is middle class NYC.

>>2236661
>brings in /pol/itics
>mommies boy tier shit
>using ellipses in that way
Decent bait, I'd give it a 7/10

>>2235875
1.) Quit job with proper 2 weeks notice
2.) Pay denbts
3.) Take a vacation
4.) Address all property and auto-related concerns. Fix everything.
5.) Invest the majority of the remainder into diversified passive income streams on a spectrum from stable to high-risk.
6.) Keep the final remainder on-hand in the event of an emergency.

And go from there

>>2235875
Keep going to work since I enjoy my job. Put my money with some people who are better at investing than me. Pay off mortgage and student loans, otherwise just let the money grow. Occaisionally buy something outlandish and quirky like a black bordered vintage mtg deck or the original jason mask from friday the 13th part 3

>>2235875
Move to Fukuoka, buy a house, retire.

>>2235875
My financial independence goal is 4M USD.
At that level I can withdraw $160k per year providing the stock market returns at least 4%.

What would I do? First - just totally relax for four months to a year. The greatest feeling is waking up without a care in the world and I havent felt that for quite some time.

Afterwards - get my PhD, either in comp sci or physics (I already have a an engineering bachelors).

Im tempted to say get involved in circles of inventors and angel investors, but I wouldnt want to risk the principal anylonger. Maybe on a very limited basis with the 160k/year I'm getting.

The most important thing for me is to enjoy my life on my own terms.

I would wage war on the jews more than I already do.

https://coincidencedetector.com/

>>2238256
fuck off to /pol retard

>>2235970
It depends. If they support you financially even though, they deserve at least recognition and respect. I plan to buy them a new house if I ever make it for putting up with my neet ass all these years.

>>2238256


Weeaboo and a /pol/nigger? fuck off

>>2236661
Maybe this is the vodka talking, but this is fucking comedy gold.

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>>2235875
Have sex with MILFs everyday.

>>2237993
>>2238053
That's rough man. If you post her nudes I'll give you .5 btc

>>2238470
Dream bigger anon
You're rich

>>2238490
fatter milfs?

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>>2238490
>>2238501

Have sex with MILFs everyday on my private jet...

daily massages and blowjobs

I'd probably try to live off of dividends like how most of us would. Live in a high-end apartment (or any apartment so long as I don't have shitty loud neighbors), make video games and travel.

>>2238278
>anybody who thinks differently than I must be from /pol/
How's that pathetic life of yours going?

>>2238511

I don't have a huge MILF thing but yesterday I had one come hit on me while I was at the beach, she had a bangin body but her face was obviously mid 40's

1m? id pay off a typical suburb home. invest some. and live off the money and work part time.

>>2238278
>>2238395

DA GOYIM KNOW

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/869284650665037824

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>>2238551
Nice

>>2235875
Buy more money.

>>2236030
Invest in ETH and Bancor

>>2236099
I agree with this statement, but I think anything less than 100 million isn't really that rich - at least not for what I'd want to do.

I don't even care for rich, all I want is to quit wagecucking, I live in 3rd world country and 250k$ is realistically all I need, made 30k$ so far with crypto and I want to reach that small dream as soon as I can.

>>2236238
You mean Naples? Ft. Myers is filled with niggers.

>>2236296
they don't deserve it. don't ever try. As long as you respect yourself, that's all that matters.

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>>2236661

>>2235875
start really living the life, it's sad that common folks get fucked so hard that they have almost zero fucking chance to see the good life everyone should have as a standard.

>>2241058
>start really living the life
This is actually true. Not caring about money will allow us to go further with our interests, like culture, education, travelling... It will even allow us to be more brave and confident in our daily interactions.

Get my teeth fixed. Let's hope ETH makes it to 3k

>>2236661
>literally paying for companionship
>"Living a happy normal life"

lol

with 1 million...

£350k on a house
£30k toyota gt86
£20k long holiday
£640k hookers and coke

I'd do the exact same thing the weeb in the photo is doing. EXACT. Ferrari with wing doors, fap pillow, iwatobi swim club jacket. Livin de life!

>>2241369
1mil on hooked and coke

>>2236446
Godspeed on your journey to a better life Anon. I hope you make it.

>>2238167
>what would you do if you were rich
>ablooblooo but don't if what you do would hurt my feelings
guess why he wants to kill people like you