>daddy, why does uncle chad have a Lamborghini and you drive

>>2232154
>Gramps why do we live in a trailer park?

>>2232154
Bought at 5, sold at over 90, have fun folks.
I'm done here.

>step-grandad why are you still a virgin?

>>2232183
You seem like a really patient guy

>>2232187
97 was the peak, it's going to get there again. For sure.

>Daaad, why our uncle only has 1 lambo and we have 6 private jets and 3 personal helicopters?
Because he was dumb enough to waste all of his money on something called Buttcoin
>Dad, can I tip my uncle some Reddcoins so he can buy some food for his cats?
Sure son. Give him 3 so he can also pay his 5000$ overdue bills
>Wow you are so rich dad!
I know son, I know..

>>2232154
>daddy, why do people keep falling for marketing schemes from crypo scams?
Because people are idiots and believe the world owes them a quick profit.

>>2232219
But daaad, I don't know his address to give him reddcoin
>it's easy son, just use any of his social media ids, no long complicated addresses involved,

>>2232236
>son, in this world there are winners and losers, what are you going to be?

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>Daddy, tyrone is taking me out on his speedboat that he bought with RDD, can I stay overnight?

>>2232261
Yes because Tyrone was smart enough to buy reddcoin.

>>2232154
ITT: Anons reveal their hidden daddy issues

>>2232154

Scam

>>2232154
>developer makes shitty bitcoin fork
>creates one update in like multiple years
>all it lets you do is tip reddcoin on reddit

Yup totally not a shitcoin

>tfw wife actually convinced me to put our life savings in ETH.
>I originally wanted to only put in $500

Feels good having a money hungry asian wife desu.

>>2233018
Why I've heard this sane story multiple times now? My azn gf is the opposite, always telling me to sell.

>>2233037
Most women don't understand it at all and think it's dumb internet money. She also keeps my weak hands from selling when I was most tempted.