I have an unspecified amount of bitcoin to throwaway because

>>2223602
>implying youre not LARPing as we speak

>>2223602

is it me or does he look like simon pegg

Poor neet need money for tendies

1FhG9m47VFNFt6z6ibeUfd8zzemezytDNX

don't need your bitcoin. im already balls deep in digibyte.

>>2223602
>IMPLYING THERE IS ANYONE IN HERE THAT EVER SENT ANY.

>IMPLYING A HUMAN BEING CAN BE RETARDED ENOUGH TO SAY I DONT NEED THAT MUCH MONEY

>IMPLYING I DIDNT SAGE

>>2223602
it depends how much are you willing to give away,but if you really want to send bitcoins,i have alot of problems that moslty are about my health
i need an eye surgery,i am 2.5k$ in dept with the bank and have some other problems so if you really want to help a bro out i would personally come and thank you! :)
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>>2223602
just send it lol

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Greetings. I am a time traveler come to you with an urgent message. I regret to inform you of the inevitable crypto crash set to happen in the coming months. I urge you to send me your bitcoin to be exchanged for trumpcoins before you lose everything. Time is of the essence Anon...

1GRNCAvWsyTD9YcniFpENhTnb9NEfEXfdB

Pls gib I want to buy a blacked.com lifetime subscription for my dad for his birthday
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>>2223602
Hi, I live in post-communist country and I need to find a way how to fund a kidney transplants for dogs in memory of my old Bessy. Her kidneys were failing thanks to old age and high medication for her weak heart (enlarged heart disease).

Accepting donations in BTC

1DXa7WyLb4sjDRn5JvdL8X8PBS6USGQYky

and also Doge

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I'm too old for that stuff anon, I let me dubs do me LARPing for me now

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>schizophrenic
>browse /biz/ everyday trying to get lambo
>one day I will be the famous tripfag on /biz/ with the lambo and autism
>cant even afford shitcoins
>salty nocoiner

plz me so poor mane, i will eat ass for this btc i AM FED UP OF BEING A NO COINER


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1NcmtraRWyQ6o2a2JKpf9Nh5dLbkscWmba

No one is LARPing here, if you're too stupid to buy in when we say BUY IN I can't help you. But that's not LARPing, that's just reality. I'm a self-made Bitillionaire I know what I'm talking about.

1Q2iJCr1u6RcyrDgrHrajNJYNkk3yLQhbL

Always could use some more though

>>2223602
I need to get a new cat for the neighbours because this morning my car "accidentally" "crushed" "the cat"

1HdqHRhvjiQQ3hebTXrr3rK9Fhw28V2LEQ

1LyK73SZu2EGkavxeHDrCmaFt66nBGzscg

I just want to make enough money to make my dad proud of me. Thank you whale anons.

Some gay excuse
Now gibs, sugardaddy


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>>2223602
I'm poor as fuck and live in a camper. I have a shitty ass farm job, no friends or family and my only outlet is 4chan. Everyday I wake up to this nightmare and want to die. I'm trying to save enough trading cryptos to buy some land to live on so I can actually enjoy my life momentarily before I die.

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My wife left me and all I have left is my interest in these futuristic pixel coins, I believe that one day Karen might come back if I just become rich, and the only way is throught BTC going to the moon... Fuck her and fuck Daquan. Please send some to me before it's too late for me...

1NjYYttVp3ecvWpd6rUGfKYfz3xa4CLjQk

Im a struggling business man but i was succesful during the dot com pump and dumps, now after investing in crypto i turned 2 cens into 15 million dorra, and j live here in thailand now. I need ur btc for my second project which is an underwater basket weaving plant here so i can dropship to the us, and ince my business moons i will let you stake in it and then delist a fuck ton of my coins because im as legit at POSW.

1LYfDhGMJqm2vfZ29zFTnX3y6Bj1MASs1z

Bruh

1GsBGx9WrVvQFCbapHMkaVM6cganCB9ofn

Need bitcoin so can afford to divorce wife and buy lambo. Would make me a happy man. Plus the look on her face would be worth it.
>surely OP will deliver

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>>2223602

what is larping?

websters dictionary defines it as

LARPing, which stands for Live-Action Role-Playing, means exactly that, Live-Action Role-Playing. LARPS differ in many ways but usually they consist of hanging out in a "pub" or "tavern", or just swinging fake weapons at each other all day.

I was LARPing last weekend and I gained three levels in dorkiness!


man i just want some royce mccutchenson moon money

1KChsEWANgDKd85rsdQXJBQFZ6cQvjhQAs

1Dbp2YLzoRi5wj17MyiDPPx9GAmdubNLb7

I've had trouble finding work for the last couple years and have been barely getting along by driving for Uber.

Shuttling around people drinking and having a good time isn't so bad, even if it gets depressing when comparing myself to them. But it does get to me when I get people with their depressing stories.

Like the guy I picked up whose girlfriend had dumped him because she wanted to "follow her heart". He had been with her two years and then she up and dumps him. Successful looking guy too.

Or when I've needed to give a ride to a woman going to the hospital because her son had a heart attack. Her other son's car had broken down so I was hired to give her a ride the rest of the way.

One of the main things I've done to help tide myself over was working as a labrat for Worldwide Clinical Trials as well as PPD. I took some medicine for some heart condition which required me and everyone else be hooked up to heart monitoring equipment, and I guess to help with their readings we were required to stay in hospital beds for a few days before we'd be allowed to talk around. I tried just reading stuff on my phone while wondering if I'd suddenly be the rare case where the medicine did something wrong to me.

Another time though at PPD I tried going when they were doing a "pain study". Meant taking some opiate along with an opiate blocker. Didn't seem so bad at first, but the opiate blocker is pretty powerful and turns out it makes everyone incredibly nauseous the entire time. So imagine going through that while being served the most horrifying bad food imaginable, as they can't serve dark green vegetables, caffeine, and have keep everything strictly regimented to make sure their readings are right (I suppose?), so every bit of food looks like it'd been through the wringer.

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I lost my job 7 months ago. Contemplating selling my cacti, give me money pls

I'm a 36 year old man. I was born during the soviet era and the government took everything from me and made me work almost to death. Now i'm very poor living in a 3rd tier city in russia pls help
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>>2223602
Do you think i give a shit about your spare change? I'm a fucking billionare, kid, i have employees that margin trade for me and i probably make more then you will give me in a single hour. Step up your game is all i can tell you.
1DUBSREe7inoyEBAGR4frFrsvhmM1yxi62
Let's see if you're really what you say you are or will i have to put my sides on life support upon seeing the transaction
Fucking poorfags not even once

>>2223741
1H1LxiMd9DppxZhSGhBCxZv3yiZhAmQVTu

My bad

>>2223738
It may be worth adding that when doing that work as a labrat you constantly have to have blood taken from you. So for the 24 hours right after taking the experimental medicine you first get blood taken about every 30 minutes for several hours, then every hour, and a bit more time in between. Eventually you end up having been poked a few dozen times and by incompetent people normally, at least at PPD since I hear they train people to become blood technicians there. Which means having newbies and oldies constantly sticking a needle into my arm to search for a vein to get at. I've had to do that enough times that I've learned you're not supposed to put too much pressure on your arm afterwards as it makes it more likely to bruise and that if you don't want a hundred holes in you then you have to tough it out as they try to use the same hole over and over.

So, my girlfriend has cancer.

Don't look at me like that. I know the facial expression you're making -- that sick, sad pity that you don't know what to do with. My parents made it when I told them. All our friends made it. Or should I say 'friends'? The past six months have taught us who our friends really are -- not many of them, I guess. Just our luck.

She has stage 3 inflammatory breast cancer. Do you know what the odds of being diagnosed with breast cancer at 19 are? They don't exist. It's so goddamn rare nobody bothered to calculate it. Turns out she has a rare genetic mutation called Li-Fraumeni syndrome, but *even then* they don't start screening tests for another few years. The type she has is one of the most aggressive and fastest-progressing, and the chemo is barely holding it back. She recently ended a clinical trial for a new drug, which as far as we can tell did jack shit. She's going to have a mastectomy soon as this chemo course is over with.

Have I mentioned she doesn't have health insurance? She's Native, born and raised on the rez. Her family is the poorest you can be in a first-world country. They don't have running water, why would they have health insurance? At one point we were going to get married so she could be covered under the plan my parents have, but my father reminded me pre-existing conditions don't work like that. The costs are piling up, and they're not going to stop.

She's a wonderful girl, beautiful, smart, funny. I want to spend the rest of my life with her. I don't want to lose her like this, eaten from the inside out because Satan loaded the dice before he rolled them.

14muZaS7uXeRguJucXyJfLshgdYnhwLcAG

just installed my first wallet, i think this is the address. would appreciate any help on moon mission

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>>2223602

1syzNuWuQcHaHYjGwm5CXJRrELW2Beqkm

I lost my job as a furniture mover two weeks ago. It wasn't a good job (I came home sore a lot of the time, and crushed a toe pretty bad once moving desks into a new office), but it wasn't a bad job either. More importantly it paid the bills. I doubt I'll be able to find a new one before I get kicked out of my shithole apartment.

If I had a little BTC, I'd at least have a little piece of mind. Some day I'd like to save up a bit and move to the coast. I love to fish, but I live in what is basically a swamp.

So you want a REAL larp post huh kid?

I started browsing biz at 16. I was realed in on day one. Mom was sick so the internet was a good escape. Hospital bills and the like ain't cheap, so the idea of lucrative return caught my eye like flies in shit. I was one of the earlier investors in social media, and the hype brought in some good money, and for a time we were alright, happy even, then things took a turn for the worse. Mom had to be hospitalized round the clock and pretty soon we were right back at square one. A few weeks ago I saw a digibyte shill and decided I would try my luck. To my surprise I made some coin, I won't lie, but it wasn't enough. Just a few days ago, all of the winds and rains I had been running from stormed on one fateful night, mom was gone. I know life ain't fair but I just need a break stranger.

1GRNCAvWsyTD9YcniFpENhTnb9NEfEXfdB

Im a Student of Horticulte and I am having serious difficulty to pay for my tuiton. Need to work a lot and cant find enough time to study which sucks because i want to continue doing my master next year and need certain grades for that.
spending like 0 for anything entertaining, cant even afford a fucking haircut, but i somehow manage to go from month to month.
if you can help me out with btc i would immediatly cash it out, be responsible with it so that I can work less and focus on studying.
thanks op truly hope this is true

>>2223602
1BHkjK5s9HCFnSRD2wKkxWk1YHC83QdRs9

I am legit neet trader. I have traded blow up dolls to angry japanese hikikomori, and heroin to colombians.

Like legit, brah

I also invest in DGB, and GNT, and WAVES n stuff too.

If a kind person like you would be so generous as to donate BTC to a faggot like me, I wouldn't be so angry about elves anymore.

Even so, may the kami bless you.

>>2223787
sorry forgot my address
3BsMDtd2sxKy62Cix1xCU2raAmdhaDJge1

I have prostate, brain, lung and liver cancer - I didn't want my fiancee to see me whither away slowly.

I settled on an offer by a recruiter for this experimental therapy however it had some side unfortunate side effects.

Now I want to shoot him in the head and fuck the brain hole - will send pictures.

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>>2223602
Haven't seen a girl naked in 10 years, need bitcoin for hooker.

Reality: I've never seen a girl naked, pretending I had was the most fun I've had in years.

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>>2223602
This is the Saudi government speaking. After signing the $110B weapons deal with your Greatest Leader President Abu Ivanka Don Al-Trump, we are in need of financial support, considering the oil price is still far below the estimations of our experts (for which they got executed btw). In order to fulfill the deal as agreed--which would also profit the American economy, not to forget--we require additional means of payment, and cryptocurrencies seem to be the only way out.
See the accompanying picture for proof.
Help us fight the good fight and kick Iran's ass. Inshallah!

15Lhkrj8yMJBHsXxktExUQMZbBq3Bw62ma

i dont think op is gonna deliver

i live in russia
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>>2223821
But we're having fun making up stories anon!

>>2223602
Greetings good sir,

My name is Dr. Moses Mebala, I am from the small African country of Andorra. I speak to you today to share my sad story. When I was a young young boy I grew up in a happy family. My father whose name was also Moses, taught me to always be a good boy and to work very hard. Whenever I asked him for a tree fruit or a plantain, he would beat me. After beating me with the stick, he would say "Moses, a man who asks for anything won't get anything".

Now my father was also a very rich man. He had the mines for the diamonds. There were many little boys like me in the mines for the diamonds, but they also got beaten. One day we stood on a ridge above the mine, the sun was setting. He stood close to me and said "Son.. Soon all of this... Soon all of this won't be yours" I asked him why "Because I hate you Moses" he replied.

So now I am here, a successful doctor with a degree in medical practices and archaeology from the Polytechnical university of Benin. I come to you today to ask for help in my final mission.

I would like to hire 3-4000 child mercenaries to raid my fathers diamond mine, and destroy all that is dear to him. In exchange I will provide you with tangible diamonds. For now however I need your special computer monies in order to accomplish this.

Best regards and blessings,

Dr. Moses Mebala

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>be me
>50 years old, lonely and autistic
>because I live in fuck off nowhere in europe, the fact I develop my own OS in the 80s is ignored
>live my whole life enjoying the small things in life, living solitarily
>go on Hungarian chat room to meet new people
>start chatting with a guy called Zltor
>he also has a shared love for cryptology and maths
>Zltor is my only friend
>playing with fireworks on New Years
>Zltor brings out the MOAB of fireworks
>ohshit.jpg
>"Let's light set it off in the street!"
>Zltor goes to light it, but doesn't realise he lit it at the beginning of the tail
>firework explodes killing Zltor and leaving me severely hearing impaired
>fast forward 20 years
>investing in some random coin called bitmox
>aim to make heaps of money to make Zltor proud
>turns out to be a scam
>random leaf contacts me to create something called XBY
>ok lol
>somehow convince him of this crazy STaTic node theory
>sell all my bags at 700 sats
>mfw

>>2223826
kek.well i wasnt lol i dont know why i belived that he actually might send bitcoins lol

ALL I WANTED FROM CRYPTO WAS ENOUGH MONEY TO BUILD MYSELF A BOOMBOX CALLED "PEPEBEATS" AND CHILL ON THE BEACH, NO LAMBOS NO NUTHING. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

1LWqPdy4bknimZNcQeek9F2M2EuWW4KLei
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Please help. My name is Brendan Frasier, a few years ago my wife stole most of my money in the divorce. My remaining funds are running out as she steals more and more theough alimony. Nobody in Hollywood will hire me anymore since it's run by the Jews. I'm gonna be broke and possibly starve unless you help me. Please help me this isn't just, bring back Frasier.

1MXj1ZWZtaLUridaNQczhUz1dHGFhpY2u3

I was on vacation in Southern France with a buddy, and visited Monaco one day. We wanted to see how it felt being rich, so we parked our car, changed to suits in the car, and went for the casino. We get in, and are a bit nervous about the entrance fee. But there were a ton of girls in line and all circled their whole bodies just to check us out. I've never seen girls drooling this way. So we said whatever the cost we need to get in, and next time we go to Monaco we have to be able to pull these girls in our Lambos.

Still haven't got the money yet, so maybe this crypto adventure can help!

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I have seen the true present. We men are within a matrix created by the internet. In real life, the Internet owns all the resources on the planet, including our women. The internet forces women to make pornography in exchange for staying alive. But now that I've seen reality, I also realized that there is only one way for us to regain power and fuck our women again. For that, you have to send your btc to this address 1L9dCMYwqR5HsHbaeME6JGwkm4dVKJchdk

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Blueberry - Buttermilk Pancake recipe.

1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 1/4 teaspoons white sugar
1 egg
1 cup buttermilk
1/2 tablespoon butter, melted
1/2 cup fresh or frozen blueberries, thawed

In a large bowl, sift together flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda and sugar. In a small bowl, beat together egg and buttermilk. Stir buttermilk and egg into flour mixture. Mix in the butter and fold in the blueberries Set aside for 1 hour.A

Heat a lightly oiled griddle. or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve. EnJoy

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>>2223602
Please, I need to have sex much with your women.

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>>2223602
please

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did I do this right? gimmie deez nutz

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one day mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's mario. so mario went up to yoshi and said "yoshi i want you to be my shitter" and since yoshi was mario's bitch he opened his mouth. mario pulled down his stained briefs and began to shit in yoshi's mouth. yoshi was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment he was feeling very aroused. mario's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of shit out of his ass. he farted and little shit particles flew into yoshi's eyes. yoshi's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the shit particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from mario's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being mario's shitter. mario noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny beast. mario noticed that yoshi was fiddling around with his dino-wiener, which had become quite erect. "stop that this instant" commanded mario, noticing his own 2-incher was growing hard as well. yoshi whined and reluctantly lowered his hands. with a final grunt and a smelly fart, mario's log of shit finally dropped from his ass into yoshi's mouth. mario turned around and watched as yoshi chewed the shit log. "eat it bitch. eat it all" said mario. yoshi pretended he hated doing this so much but his throbbing wiener and moans of joy told mario otherwise. "swallow it" ordered mario but yoshi didn't want to swallow it yet. he wanted to savor the shit. "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW" screamed mario as he began wang-slapping yoshi across the face. mario, hands on his hips, thrust his pelvis from side to side across yoshi's face, punishing the naughty dinosaur. "YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU" he screamed. after about fourty wang-slaps his wiener started to become sore so he stopped. by now the shit log had gone down yoshi's throat. "eggulate" he ordered. yoshi strained and produced an egg.

Thanks.

15MAX2xwKGjzU5JDRjGLqoXpayEGRJEuzX

STOP REPLYING TO THIS SHIT

GOD I HATE /BIZ/ SO MUCH

FUCKING PATHETIC

>>2223671
Roman?

>>2224101
Just report it. OP is a fag and probably has less money than most people who replied to this thread.

lol whoever is the winner pls post proof

Get married and have a kid
Wage cuck for 5 years to save up a down payment on a house
Stumble on to /biz 3 months ago
Watch poor fags get Lambos
Decide to invest down-payment of house in to btc and get massive gains bruh bc it's going to 5k
Down 25% in 10 days since buying at $2850.
Supposed to close on house in 6 weeks but am $5K+ short and don't make enough to save $5K in 6 weeks.
My wife and child will be homeless because we have a legally binding real estate contract and no way to back out.
Wife and child do not know I've lost money.
Will be homeless and single again if you don't help me.
True story. Thanks /biz, I listened to you and you fucked me. All I want is the be back even and Ill leave crypto land for good.

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>>2223602
I'd like some btc so I can put it all into moon and then fly to the moon when it moons.

18sD9RjPWczq9DAtMnQSyfqCG936dzTBwa

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Posts like this aren't fucking real. I used to work for one of the top University research labs in the states. We did a joint research project with the FBI to track how crypto currency moves between certain groups online. Everything we could track, got tracked. We tracked threads like this and recorded the BTC addresses of each user. It is surprisingly easy to find out who someone is based on transaction meta data.

When I was 17, my 12 year old sister and I left our home to escape from an abusive mother and alcoholic father. We had to leave. It was a near certainty that they would eventually kill us if we stayed there.

At first, we camped out at a local university library. I honestly think the staff there knew what was going on, but chose not to say anything. We barely got by, and snuck into dorms to use the communal showers in the dead of the night.

During the coming months, I tried my hardest to keep my sister in school. I worked at 3 different jobs, from from morning to night, 7 days a week. I averaged 3 hours of sleep every 24 hours. I don't even want to say night here, because I would have to sneak in sleep anywhere I could whenever I could. If we continued like this for a little longer, I could've afforded to rent out a tiny apartment for us.

>>2224136
You have to take responsibility

It's simple:

Send me the extra BTC you have so you can round it down.

1FaJeiVbSzbqy4J5qA6X4xUgQvJLzoDX1J

You got 15000.434534345
send me .434534345

>>2224170
I know but fuck I listened to you guys. I work fucking 80 hours a week in admin on salary and saved my ass off for 5 long years to save up $20K. See you fags get rich overnight and listened to /biz say $5K btc was guaranteed by summer. I may have week hands but I want out and to break even and I'll be a good goyim from now on. I'll never do this again and will leave you guys alone. Just want to cash out and get our house :-(

>>2224158


But we didn't get a little longer. I never got that chance. My sister was going through puberty, I could barely provide her with the necessities to go to school and not be bullied. Eventually, we had a falling out. She couldn't stand our lifestyle any longer. I can't blame her. I was the one who convinced her to leave with me.

When she left, it was with a boy. A man. He was older than I was. A greasy, slimy skid mark of a man. Or at least, that's how I saw him. But he had something I didn't.

Money.

Enough money to provide her with what she wanted.

In the end, the last I saw of her was on the back of his motorcycle, pulling down a corner of her eyes and sticking her tongue out at me.

At least until last week. I saw her again. On the streets. Or more specifically, the street corner. I could barely recognize her; my once - no, my still beautiful little sister, kind and innocent and free to dream and imagine about the world. She ragged, with bags under her eyes, fingers shaking, and pricks and bumps on her arms. Dressed in a tight miniskirt and a tube top. My sister nonetheless.

She didn't recognize me. When I approached her, she smiled at me and my heart melted. But the way she moved, the way she came over and touched me - she was a different person.

I cried. I broke down right there in front of her, and she looked bewildered for a moment before her eyes grew wide with recognition. Then the bewilderment was gone, and a flood of emotions ran through her face. Anger. Hatred. Lonelyness. Love? I can't tell for sure.

I didn't have enough time to say anything to her before a car that was parked just down the street revved it's engines up and sped over to us. A burly bunch came out, and took her into the car. The man she left with then came out.

>>2224211

He stared at me for a little while. He cocked his head, and took a comb out and brushed his slick, greasy hair back. He kicked me and I fell. I wasn't a fighter, anon. Never was. His crew came out and kicked me over and over, while I was lying on the side of the streets. I wasn't a fighter anon.

And I saw her in the back seat, looking out at me. Almost expressionless now. Then her expression cracked, at the same time as my left arm. A single tear ran down her face.

And that was enough. I stood and screamed and kicked and punched and pinched and twisted and bit and threw and ended up knocked out cold in the streets.

I wasn't a fighter anon. But I will be for her.

I can't have her stuck there. Please. I need money. Not just for an apartment. I need money for revenge. I want her back. I NEED her back. I refuse to let her stay there. I will save her. But it won't come easily. I need help.

Please.

BTC: 17yVUPftgdRMLovpMFYquXWTxgUZdwEfMV

>>2224170
>You have to take responsibility
And I own mine. I want the fuck out. But some of you /biz need to own up pumping newfags and taking our money. It's like fucking theft almost. To the moon guys enough and us wagers buy in, get bent over, then we end up fucking divorced and homeless. Thanks for the solid advice up until this point. Save me kek, I call upon your name.

I just need 2.9k USD to pay for one more year of school. I have a job lined up but need the credentials. This money will help me bring my family from out of the gutter. I just wanna take my grandma too see the Pope before she passes.

1FqMLLebRagKqBUyxlWRtEYgPkvYufaWHP

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>>2223602

DGB

BTC: 1Rb7b5FkxznaB8pY5aFndzEcj7seVomTs

>>2224148
>We did a joint research project with the FBI to track how crypto currency moves between certain groups online.
Please tell me ((they)) will come and arrest me. At least I'll have food, shelter, and get fucked since I listened to /biz and will be homeless, divorced, childless, and hungry. I mean fuck, who is going to take care of my dogs when I'm gone?

I am a poor child from africa.
With your contribution i could afford food for my family and myself.

Also I fell for the digibyte meme.

12kSepjZFk3krZ8mLSPcthqDMC49Eubpi4

1DVCrsxQfFGHeW6jaMMejCNnzSJACv1iFX

for the surgery of becoming a trap :33

>>2224288
don't worry bro, POSW got you covered

:^)

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>>2223602
Live in east Europe and babushka is having kidney failure.
Gib BTC for transplant, please save babushka
>1JcUYWEtLfxEAJYmNr3NcLvWa5Cz1wbt1E
I actually wish i was larping

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I desire your sums to solve the problem known as the nergo. I believed they couldn't assimilate due to their skin color but with your assistance I can remedy that problem by painting them white. With their skin changed they can finally become like us.

>>2224325
Same situation mate, girlfriend has the same. Her bro could donate but fucking NHS has already taken TWO YEARS and counting to test he's ready. Would love to go private. Dialysis machine keeps me awake at night so always tired as fuck when get to work.

/sob. Still can't even start trading yet, awaiting verification and UK banks being arseholes. Missed all of the dip this weekend, will probably miss the rest too.

So here's mah balance: 1Q97CzKaQPRhe2fhQzerFykDPRYZTRuBjS

>>2223602
I have some bullshit called SCFE that will eventually result in enough painful arthritis to kill myself. Everyone keeps telling me to plan for my future but they expect me to plan long term as if I'm on the same clock as they are which can get pretty annoying. I've been following bitcoin since it was <.05 USD, but my parents were pretty shitty and wouldn't buy me a laptop or help me even purchase it through their computers because my father basically just acted as if I were a dumb worthless retard who was incapable of making any good decision. (Funny part is he could barely read, was an abusive asshole who I actually had to beat the shit out of to save my mom and family, although I recieve no recognition and they lie about the abuse so I'm basically alone in that experience. I even had to drop out of school to be there so my mother wouldn't be killed. He committed suicide, which I can't say I'm too upset about, but I did take a big break from college as I'm really poor and couldn't afford it + stress + terrible relationships with pther human beings.) I wanted to invest around 16 when it hit $13 and I told my best friend and basically everyone I knew. They all called me stupid but my "best friend" who said I was an idiot for it had been the one I truly trusted. Now he's fucking the girl I thought I had been in love with and who lied about being in love with me in order to manipulate me to that point of affection. I've basically lost everyone I have ever been intimate with, and that would be ok if I just listened to myself and had enough money to live comfortably in my own quiet apartment where I can breathe fresh air with my cat who happens to be the closest thing to me. He's great and I'm very thankful for him. I used to head over to the bitcoin exchane in Manhattan every week or so back when ETH was like $3 (i think?). I literally would only have enough money to get to and from the place via public transport.

I dunno, my life is pretty garbage for(1/x)

>>2224440
who has always followed and had faith in bitcoin. I have begged people with the funds to help me by investing small amounts into it when it dropped to 200, but they all just thought I was a retard. I bought .25 BTC when it was around 300$ and held it for like 2 years, depression from that girl I cared about kicked in and I felt incapacitated and quit my job as I was alone and bothered. I wound up having to use the .25 BTC when it just recently hit $700 to pay my car insurance of have my car ticketed for the insurance lapsing. My dad's 2 junk cars are in the driveway from when he was alive and spent my college funds on them to satisfy himself and ultimately destroy the cars entirely after by doing poor work on them. That girl still calls me every day to tell me she wants to be with me while still fucking my old friend - she even fooled me again and told me she loved me last year, I believed it for some reason rather than just realizing she was desperate, as soon as that guy came back she destroyed me again. Idrc about her anymore though, I just hope I can find stability in my future. I put like $140 into GNT. Hoping it gets me somewhere in 5 years. The idea that energy won't be used arbitrarily in mining excites me.

Anyway, if you really are giving away btc that'd be pretty cool:

1FcUywj4P3hPnDD7yDoEFf438mqrMnEtrz

>>2224114
Nope. But only that part with transplation is LARP. Heart disease is quite common for olders dogs :(

She had good life tho.

>>2223602
>be successful nocoiner
>made millions trading bons
>see thread of wankerish money
>decide to try because biz fags dont deserve free money
>OP thinks I'm the most deserving
>sends me his bitcoin
>not even as much as my yearly expenses
>not mad since i prevented others from acquiring said coin
1KPho86QKahDnEYQS7rJs3Bc1dcheL5xE9

>>2224440
>>2224488
Stick to it anon
you were right when they were wrong
we're all gonna make it

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They took my daughter, and I must use my particular set of skills to get her back. The problem is I lost all of my spy money on POSW. There's only one way to get the necessary funds, you:

1BD7gk6ZXs9MmvzpD17KQMD8FLMcf5k7xb

>>2223602
I'm a 26 year old trainee in the financial industry, poor as fuck and suffering from major FOMO b/c I feel like I'm missing my one huge chance to become rich.
I studied biology but dropped out b/c I was lazy as fuck, then started studying philosophy, loved it, but dropped out due to major depressions. Had to spend two months in a closed facility.
My girlfriend helped me through all of this and now she wants to break up, b/c apparently we are too different, I disagree but unfortunately it's not entirely up to me.
B/c I'm to poor to participate in the crypto-craze right now I've started writing on upcoming ICOs on Steemit. I feel like I'm doing at least a decent job, but so far only 4 people are following...
All I want in life is a small house in the south of Europe, near the sea and spend my days learning new skills...
That's why I need money!
I know it's kind of boring, but that's my story. If you feel like sending me some BTC I would be ever so grateful!
Thanks mate!
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>>2223602
Good Sir, Just Send me some coins to buy a Rope. Im too poor to hang myself.

will also suck dick

>>2224765
too poor to remember to post my wallet

1F6pJmb8o98dbxpH659zuMBcWkp5vkkx3d

Bitcoin wallet: 1CbJaP2HMzy6xw352heV3fTfEkQGHp4vEz

Twenty years old, very interested in learning about cryptocurrencies but live in the third world. I see it as a opportunity to change my life. I once read a quote: "When you save a life, you save a world." So, if you want to change a man's life, I would be pleased to be that man. Thank you in advance!

1GtEeHXhvNrnfz3KatCyn9h7ocZoEVpt4e

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get

help me! i failed life!! LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

1MY1yenBQ9mwlK$iVjjtjz3VaMVAx1B7M3j$L31-up5Yd$QTmosO^rcwqnyTN44x6bV**5SH-KrhDa9fgwNRA4S$_ISkOSUmq5XMQEaETXh!@uEEDtLVNn@g^%eh-5d9Kxt96HR3sJ5oN5EudYMz^$dY5J@F4uhY^VgjMS##QBri@&f57#4XQQuYfizhiWQi0O0H!xS9vnE-Q9IjCY1*n-XUb0ejoxxG8Ykop7Fowew~mQx3OwBkJP61H-AhBnDZ8r_i-FPb41!tUb$UIdYKeJ2qScRS^qU6TRd8lz$X-vkVLj3I%GlXumTbdD*SnWjy^hteAoWmeT%2wl1A70vqJqH1p~SPok9_2in_V~55lgsD!THA3&n#A!Jg#Z89V1AjMShn-92m&k#MhCI34irN_dn7Ju53L95vyINQUceo8T4IvL0@BC4OGj9y3pH~po%b79ASbYhMZGQsahTp@OVEj#z5D9w-skDA@X_fla7rDMq2KEsNTUPqZoDA8I@TUGxevjPhWdUL@Q9hn-5!MbTA5tWcMhpX0jit7#cwg_G^Bud7qdWwn5yHIyVA%Qxwx%wzkqqV4y2S-U$qz*XzGwX1OjJz$Xg-yRDY5s4#kpi*7uqUYNyBYRCZdR%G$ZjKe~5821Qx8M!Kz_0C#s&5PrU4rL%*CVumDPbG!h2Ju%ylf@KEMznDDn2q1z9lHS9kPhLHGH5T6c^qwCkg8NeHc@p5isH2P^OTl~!2#0&eTBBQm5a%S&52S9CEh~3ppH$_hOIyU$cgH#6KUvPI@ea&EP2LIG^p-wuL~WnGtb^l1x^fo%J8dyxJJrji-JC_rOHauw_r-N20i-SnVZg~Vha_aDp7Am8$h7YLiz815l32PinL%ycqJ0blrN-w@Yf5ljSBsnlnE#hY*C#rB6*El5ml~6Age@3Wn-Xp7s^o_VZLnEw1zbkgSzyP1wdgSlji3x%fF@Is8120rR5uu$e6oE_n$B&mCEsU1*lBV#A1U!eJC_Rp*s~#o85%mOS5XsmWe1q4bDZ_lbZJ5^bes#Sd9DcSmW84~PkZNOaTiS74i2J9rqyv5Y-&QMsfZJ1gJL!r3XX-I02d*p&qAyX@K@g!MKG0BM@n-&mDPmkztM3I&B7PmOMOVQyA~sk9t4jUpRzq0n7osn~Hk_klM~uM2M&fwbRjbAylIArM^#T1tHQKTm2zOVPr~u^RxGMtls^&U$%2KS62mpg~rbwkz@~Hpr&D&Mg57p$w2KuoL!KrHBxUUreCHFK^^JdAbfsn5_!9eomxF~OZv3E5_eKcNZ3-!&StSoBNTYnMoCNh0Mbeg$54WQyXpYj3cWpsHC^22Z-Ow6mIb9ZNFNF7GytQCYV^bDhIqxvsSDRrwt-mcdc*3JwS9PeAx@1Lw&PhdL%jIIzaxy4u*sVAoXU#tHV7abA^BmY5^m25I@JjH5WoRX66h_ANE1I-7D8FoOxn54KCMrh@4Vo!!#OntWA*$$CodDGQEjq5&rzymHSbEutjuo5U%dD#tSIDq6Ag%t1xEO!ZO^^yotvwtJ#9ZrW6a2*3tDVZkki2^3E*ViYJ84MRLl1#8Ur4KQgZmCV^t9*g!GS%$Lcy*l^hEbtD00ba^cLNSpuQU!4PS_9HM1tXi^6CSvDI5&_Qtm9RTQN7$&mp0dEC~fn90XqEDU6L1D@Iqc0q~gP#Dv#3vt-*R2SLS_Juq@_f_y~jW9$AwY_1nIo^r1^6oYWO%&o2~_v_r34D*lH3@k_w5MD5U4APejS8BQ3HuStV!l^O^&_~80idpHN9*g1%XN&KahI^d58EEr&4~C4Ov_MKQgY%-fU1RwTcqFouaVsdICbYq&a83YXeO6B!1fFV4w7vI&P0MuUUKGSV@sxw^gw-UqpzNiaafukX1cR!MAR4nwbn3J-NX*dQ3QM

>>2223602
saged and reported

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>>2223602
Not gonna larp,
Im a poorfag from spain, been lurking since a year ago into crypto and 3 years total into stocks/forex id never have te money to start, im been doing 1500% on simulators since a month ago.

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>>2223602
I'm a young entrepreneur who is starting an open source electric vehicle company, starting with emotocycles.

I built pic related for $3000. I want to stop the global botnet of driverless cars and enfranchise people to know, repair, and upgrade their own evs.


I went to school for mechanical engineering but I've decided to drop out. I started buying ether last week and I will get a bitcoin wallet rn.

>>2224815
Nah, forget dat im gonna larp


I dont wanna be another sheep beggig for their money fuck you!

>>2223602
i'm fucked up with my college debt. really close to become an hero.

16VJ3ZxJ8Zz4BnKaZLZHg4spTt3sLzwXko

14XAoHu7vxwPHXpRf6xKLQ56kf2sTtcNEd

I need to buy food you maggots!!

My mother just died due to hyperthroidism and heart issues. Currently still a teenager. Broke and live with my dad. This larping is true and anything would seriously be appreciated. Currently trying to live paycheck to paycheck and due to the fact of how big I am (well over 6 feet) food is an issue.
1CWUQbaFnXaD7ERkVaeKKQhoUwnb21Ln1d

>>2223602
I consistently profit off of /biz/'s advice

1K544qxoZ6KTLK1qpCMnLUSWg86HFq4iJB

>>2223602
I'm LARPing as a non believer till I receive proof

3HLqD8w13upQCZjPtZzorREG444Lb6wFeg

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You guys realize OP isn't giving anyone any bitcoins right?

I live in a socialist country that is falling in pieces and soon will be a communist state

1JjDkccdQD9fp8rXRdrArAQ9LtokvBZudw

Help ;_;

>>2223602
18UPjpX8e9zGhCHho4grQ7YtjrhZX5sb9b

i turned 10$ into 1$

>>2224843
Just drink whole milk everyday. I come from a psychopathic family worth over $100m (real estate; they own a bunch of hotels and apartment complexes - 2008 fucked them and they used to be worth a lot more.)

It pisses them off that I'm self-sufficient and and was able to live like I was poor and work as a laborer in high school.

I'm 230 and lean 6'3" (train for olympic weightlifting) and 1 Gal. Whole milk + w/e type of wheat cereals is less than $4 a day.

>>2223602
I have a son due in a month and me and my GF are bretty broke. We need your gibs for the future of the white race, thx man

1GUmBkgdNEebUL3RCuXCRkGxvFKevYLkaW

>>2224824
1C5x3mBaCvnfujTjQuopDXz7b2ApP42cGE


http://www.umassd.edu/feature-stories/2017/dustinroderigues.html


I've been poor my whole life, both parents are 60 now and lost both jobs 10 years ago because of the recession. No one wanted to hire 50+ year olds. The got minor jobs and my mom works at the ymca and my dad is disabled because he had to go from being a professional greeting card photographer to working on roofing and he fell of a ladder. He lost his job because paramount wanted to outsource to canada and china.

I'm tired of seeing my family fucked over so I'm trying to start something new and bring manufacturing back to my area. Fuck college they're sending all engineers to Raytheon, general dynamics and nuwc so that MA can be the weapons development whore for the world.

I want cia spook Elon's head on a platter.

>>2223602
I need surgery to repair my asshole after the ass-pounding I took selling all my coins (6) late 2013 - also cryptsy fucked me over hard I probably had about 5 btc in altcoins on that shitty exchange. Kill me now.

12ye6s3DFR9uybHuR4yCP2kBsNmVoyfP2P

>>2223602
>1 post by this id

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>>2223602
I think you're full of shit OP and just another wagie looking for laughs to temporarily forget the cucklife. And I've got a portfolio worth nearly 50 bitcoins so wouldn't even need that money you haven't got anyway.

Go ahead, prove me wrong:
1GmYT5fhZ1csNaLVkpgYDzvKm7G2BkhzZJ

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I AM IN DEBT at 23 yo ;((( 1 btc could save my life... Thank You in advance! But there's no hope... I never received even a 0.00001 btc :((

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>>2223602
I just want to graduate college OP.
Anything would help
1JXLH511xV3uumVuA3iNFBXmmoyJzF6ojr

>>2223602
i'm trying to go back to school to get a CS Masters/PhD to avoid the inevitable loss of jobs in this country
15YoEfZXLyBrddEdGZXYJ7VxfAos6AoYKt

Just want to become a part of new shadow elites
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>>2223602

Hi there Anon!

I am an ex-pope, and been into bodybuilding since I finished my pontificate. Along with a team of talented scientist we've released a very successful line of supplements which give awesome results - see picrel.

All the revenues were put into research, which was also partially funded by myself. Recently however, I was sued for pedophilia, which destroyed my budget, and we had to halt our research on a new, revolutionary chemical.

Please consider giving pope a hand, and you'll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of cream puffs.

18z9KuejcopRRVv5Rbow17RqwvxTtZpzft

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Best LARP'er you say, ehh...?

>Here goes nothin'

I have an unspecified amount of bitcoin to throwaway because I don't need that much money anymore.

Considering that most of you will be LARPing and I wouldn't know who exactly deserves it the most, I will give away my unspecified amount of bitcoin to the poster with the best LARP here.

1LmaT2F5Jniwwc1ScnFsuN7S9zn3e4UeLp

>I expect full benefits, m'sir!

Brother im from Brazil, i live with an in come of 269 USD, i can't even invest 30USD per month on crypto,i wanna help my family to have a more stable life. Please, any help would be really appreciated. For the good Karma, bro. Thank you so much!
1QBBSsW2DSZNm3XCbVBq9sz3FrkunuQXjK

Shit man, I live in a shit tier country and I'm earning 200$ a month in my part time job while going through college. Anything could help me out 15zSR22hEt8ck7HwPMDUzGF57ekUsayrnC

There is this super hot 10/10 girl who's moving to the UK for university. I want to be able to fly there and coincidentally be in her area so I can message her, start a convo and ask her for recommendations to good places thus opening an opportunity for me asking to hang out with her at said places. God I am lonely. We are supposed to LARP but that was honestly 100% truth. 18ZmCWNP4WcJarjihu2qCbyz2dKabruKbd

I am Alex Jones I require bitcoins to fund the info war. It's a 360 degree win, you get high quality products, like my TV show, and get to fund the tip of the spear against the globalists.

1HfwJUrAc489aYgwXk8pnNqjzVyfUPBvPW

Poor, live with relatives.
The average wage in my country is around 390 a mount.
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Thanks

I am from Russia and this is true
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>>2223602
After years of following BTC and ETH and always feeling like it was too late already I missed this spike again. So help me get my first bitcoins ever
1EtNwKqqu8E8nJqpc2i9qxLtApZQ3vtBGV

My name is Manuel Uchiha i am from a small town in Mexico, My brother Enrique Uchiha Killed all the Uchichas with his Ojo Cuerno, the Ojo Cuerno is the special abilitiy uchihas have, before leaving me with the corpse of our brethren he said "Manuel tienes que ser como el bambu" Till this day i still dont know what that means, but the thing i really know is that i will get my vengeance and will mike the uchihas proud, TE MATARE ENRIQUE!

1GnAZQxBhBCLbxtvx3yPAdqiKvgeLQ4CMg

>>2225580
Manuel you have to be just like a bamboo, its what he said to you before he dies.

>>2225580
I am his rival, Pedro Uzumaki, and I am the son of the village drunk but I don't know that and have mastered the use of the shadow burrito and infinite taco techniques. In addition, I have a chupacabra behind my navel that gives me extra Taco Bell fiery hot sauce if I'm really screwed. One day, I aspire to be the village drunk.

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>>2223602


I'm a poor student who may fail out of uni and am thousands of dollars in debt.

1MVbLRGc6VD9oTxWnLELVpLJbCnVqxEiHn

I wish I was role playing ;_; I panicked and sold my coins the other day too

>>2223602

1888gidYNwc6vr6a9gpPSyyoGsYYXWQK7p

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good bitcoin must be in want of a waifu.

> no bitcoin
> no waifu

>>2225626
>thousands of dollars in debt.
Try $85K, no degree, a wife, and a kid. E joy being young.

>>2223602

I promise that I will send you exactly 2x the amount of bitcoins you send me, because I know that I have far more than you do.

13ZtDno7G4DFPJjK4FSGi57tDmefzdNd6r

my mom is dying and because im a burger we can't pay medical bills. she worked in a paint factory all her life because my dad died when she was pregnant and needed to provide for me and my 8 brothers. now she has mesothelioma (call now) and her lungs are fucked.

pls anon we need 20k for her bills, call now
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>>2223602
My girlfriends lives far far away from me but on the same country, we meet playing a game called dofus when we were 16, I called her a boy and that she had penis because that old meme of no girls on the internet.
Later I discovered that she was really a girl and a really pretty one with same neet and autistic issues as me. She hated me, and so did I.
>Flashforward to 2 years later.
We did not talk for 2 years, my autistic behaviour became worse, she talked to my for my birthday because we were on the same guild, since that moment onwards we talked each and everyday.
Decided to make my first big travel alone just to meet her. She changed my neet life and so I changed her, now we are both on college with delay because of our age but advancing slow and steady, we both are wagecucks but we want to form a family, I could buy a flat if I worked 2 years on another country after I finish my degree but I don't want to be away from her anymore so that's why I'm gambling on crypto holding on the last spark of hope in my life.

Don't even want your bitcoins if they are not earned by me they are not worth it.
It felt so good writing it all once, damn.

my dick smells i need money for the operation to make it smell lemon fresh
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>>2223602
helo i hav attached frog pictur send pls

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i want to believe

1B2wudHZ5gT7GCjr5QmBNCXAsmone9Gmyc

Am currently posting this while shitting and my open job that I work at 12 hours a day to pay for rent I still can't afford so in theory I'm paying to shit and type right now while not making sense while on a coffee high because I can barely stay awake anymore oh well I hope this was a good shit break please let it be
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


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>>2223602

Ha, hello there traveler! Can I pour you anything? Maybe a cup of some good ol' spicy rum, boy? Yes, yes I know... at times like this this crusty old cabin gets filled with.. well.. heh *chuckle* Normies, right son! *burst of laughter* yes.. you know what son, this one is on the house. *drinks* ahhh... so refreshing.. so, I see you're a well worn traveler with a good mighty coin pouch? What's the story behind that? *large exhale* Ah.. Don't mind me.. I'm being to rude as a host.. You know, take a seat.. enjoy your time. Here, take the bottle. *winks and slides the bottle towards you* Just keep lurkin' 'till you donate some eh, boy? *slight final wink*

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>>2223602
Some of you guys are alright. Get out of ETH before the 1st, can't get too specific but I've got a little birdy inside the same group that has orchestrated every major pump up til now, the guys trading millions among themselves on Polo daily. Let's just say they''re ready to reap what they've sowed [spoiler](it's NEET life-blood)[/spoiler].
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Appreciate it.

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Not gonna bother googling LARP. Cheers.

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>>2223770
tell her to fast before chemo, 24 hours at least. cancer metabolism is faster, so not eating anything does a number on them.

>>2223602

Help me anon, I have a son on the way and I want to invest into more memes so I can give a better life to my boy. I will tell him of the anon that helped us.

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>>2224193
Wat? If you listened to /biz/ you would have put 5K on ETH. Even then, you literally invested at the ATH for all coins, and it hasn't even been a week....

What is wrong with you?

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I will do anything, literally anything and post the proof if awarded 1BTC. In a really tough spot in my life right now. You let me know what you want to see done. Thanks in advance.

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>this is to identify posters

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>>2223602
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I know you're probably a LARPer yourself, but what the heck. I know this sounds dumb but I really need this. My mum was the breadmaker in my house cause my dad has really bad back problems from a boating accident when he was young.

She's been diagnosed with breast cancer and is currently on chemo, meaning that I've had to suspend my studies (to be a secondary school teacher) and start working full time at a shitty car dealership washing used cars.

I only joined /biz/ and started trading in meme coins and shit because our family seriously needs some supplemented income. Even if it's $5 USD, I don't mind.

Thanks senpai.

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Send me more than 1BTC, and I will send >>2228125
1BTC and request that he does something comfy.

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>>2228207
if youre here trading shitcoins because your family needs money you should probably realign your priorities with the way youre spending your time. you could probably become a really good thief and make a more reliable and lower risk income, just saying.

>>2228240
>you could probably become a really good thief and make a more reliable and lower risk income
I don't want to take from other people ;_;

>>2223602
I live in third world country managed by the most corrupted politicians of south america, while looking for my way out I stumbled onto the crypto market, now have dirt cheap 35 usd worth portfolio, mostly made of the DGB i mined and a few of shitty trades. I also cant earn, nor have any usd in the local banks because there is a law that restrics the use of foreign FIAT currency and only companies that import food can participate in goverment controlled auctions for USD. my plan is to raise a considerable amount of BTC cash out 50% of it, leave this piss stained, communist lover, vomit inducing, totalitarian bananerism, full of shit dick hole of a country

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STOP
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SAGE

DO NOT REPLY

FOR FUCKS SAKE

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>I'm living in a house of lies.
>Being a wageslave is a fate worse than death.
>I'm down to my last $300.

>>2223602
Hitler did nothing wrong

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>>2223602
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>>2223602
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i will love you

>>2223602
if you send 125cfBvPHcnJkAowdDv9dqi25USwvwJiRV the amount of money for a ticket from Rome, Italy to whatever your location is, we’ll have acid on Monday

>>2230296
My name is Beniamino Jerayesh, my great grandson said to me just now "grandpappy, I think our chance is here"

Last Hanukkah emptied our coffers on too much Matzah Ball, I wanted to be "cool great grandpappy" for the young neighbor children and throw a great party for the extended family

I need more Matzah for little Moeshe Fiedler down the street, he loves to eat them whole.

Babbah I beg of you, little Yerucham Bloom is starving and Matzah is all he will accept to his belly, if you don't help me then Yerucham Bloom will starve

Please 142gpCAsEuDBEmHCzWCtn28HiAuJSC9zYN

you probably won't read this but my name is Jesus and I have come to save you from your sins. However Satan is a libertarian and beleives the US government will collapse any day now so in order to purchase your sins I will need a lump sum of btc.
k thnx see you in heaven nigger
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>>2223606
not just you

>>2223602

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The Rockets are the most overrated team in the NBA right now. They've got Harden, the king of 4th quarter ISO turnovers who is a great player but chokes too much to be in MVP considerations, Pet Beverly, a glorified D-league defender with no offensive game, Trevor Ariza "A-three-za" more like "Airballza" who adds the front court presence of an aging Shane Battier and a back court presence of a lump of cheddar. Then the rest of the no namers are hardly worth mentioning. This team can't be expected to compete for a title until we get some more start power. Al Horford & Jeremy Lin would have made all the difference this season. Get ready to see us end up 6th seed with an early playoff exit. Ugh I'm sick of this trash team

We need more hot-dogs.
Please donate to: 19NVVCuCQKLMdpjc2pBxcnE8zPfP9jRkAn

>>2223602
Mustard reserves are also low!

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>>2230439

>>2223602
I deserve it

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>>2223602
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


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>>2223602
Quick, there's no time. I'm an attaché of the French Ambassador in Belgium - basically a glorified personal assistant, but the pay is alright and the fancy digs are nice.

Anyway, I work for Claude-France Arnould and he just came out of a meeting with Johan Van Overtveldt. That's the Minister of Finance for all you newfags.

Apparently the Euro is about to go into freefall, Russia is making a move against the Ukraine and with relations strained between the EU and Trump there's nothing they can do. Putin called their bluff, and the sky is coming down - the Euro with it.

People are going to *flood* crypto, given that it appears to be much safer than USD or gold at the moment.

so BUY and HOLD ON FOR DEAL LIFE - when Putin takes over, at least we'll be rich slaves!

Johan Van Overtveldt

>>2223602

third world trying to escape poverty

legit story

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