Casino wagering

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>>2221580
You can't.

get really really lucky

>play blackjack
>go on a win streak
>cash out when you're ahead

good luck

>>2221588
this

Be the house. Start your own casino.

>>2221580

By not playing, you dumbass.

How do I get free complimentary rooms, food,ect from he Pit boss like in the movies

>>2221580
by not playing and buying crypto instead

honestly? roulette, all on X color, pray.

>>2221635
How does roulette work? Why bother betting on a number when betting just on a color is the best odds?

>>2221627
By spending a ton of money.

Comps are for big losers. If you're a big winner they won't comp shit. Comps are a way for the house to say "thank you for your money, we appreciate your business, please come spend more money here in the future".

>>2221580
By risking other people's money. I.e. What most hedge funds do.

>>2221618
show me the business plan senpai

>>2221580
open a pawn store next to a casino.

>>2221673
>betting on a number
your (single) bet can be across multiple numbers.

L2roulette.

>>2221580
theft when the house is closed

>>2221673
odds of winning =/= payout odds.

odds/evens and black/red usually have a 1:1 payout ratio. you bet 10 bucks it lands on red, the casino matches you, betting that it won't. This is done because on a roulette table has zero and double zero on the wheel. This means that over time the house will generally win more money than they lose.

Individual numbers usually payout at 35:1 (including betting on zero and 00) but even those numbers only have like a 2.5% chance of being landed on.

Really you can't, but here is a way I paid for my last trip to vegas.

>Got up at 4am

>Started at one end of the strip, down by Luxor

>signed up for whatever "club" they had. usually got you $20-$50 in chips

>Played blackjack until my free chips were gone, pocketing any winnings

>Once free chips gone, move down the road to the next.

>Did this until about 10 am and cleared $900

basically only wager with the free chips that you arent allowed to cash out. Play smart, house still has better odds, but since you are only playing with their money, doesnt matter.

You are playing the low stakes tables so they really dont give a fuck

Enjoy a bloddy mary or two on the house while you are at it.

Free breakfast too.

>>2221580
trade crypto

>>2221580
>what's the best way to beat the house?

Not playing.

>>2221580
counting cards at BJ

but you're better off learning poker and beating the normies there instead of the house

>>2221711
wrong

big winners get the comps

the casino wants them to stay and keep playing (and give the money back)

>>2223459
big volume players get comped, they don't give a fuck if you're winning or losing. in the long run everyone is a loser.

>>2221580
You don't ever beat the house unless you get super lucky. You bet with the house, against the normies. In caps always bet the don't. You will win more often than not because that's how the house bets and casinos are set up for slow steady profits on average. I've read the slots are rigged in a way that on average they pay our about 90-95% of what is put in to give you the illusion of winning but the house always makes money in the end

>>2223872
*In craps
I've found its a healthy strategy to slowly build profits. I almost always come out of a casino with more money than I went in just by betting the dont repeatedly. Sure it's not as fun or exciting but it works

I run a gambling hall, electronic.

I know people who gamble for a living. Some basic tips.

>machines give back 98% of what comes in.
>some machines are beatable, but you need a big budget (10k)
>QUIT when you have a profit.
>go gamble on a monday. Weekends are the busiest and you can profit from that on mondays.
>stay away from roulette, although, some dealers are prouned to throw in the same area where the ball last landed, because they need to start spinning the ball again at that point
>card counting: It really isn't possible anymore with 6 decks.

>>2221580
Counting cards is the only way to get an advantage at a casino game.

Simply put:
At all times in blackjack, a player has variable odds. The more 10's and A's in the deck, the higher the player's odds. Counting schemes allow you to know when you have an advantage--that's when you up your bet.

Takes a lot of practice.

>>2224060
Works fine when you use one deck of cards but most casinos use 6, I've played blackjack where they used 8 decks. Becomes impossible to track that many cards in your head

>>2224091
are you trolling? You don't actually track each card...jesus

Sign up bonuses for online casinos allow you to edge the house but they are limited and monitor IP's.

>>2224273
Degenerate gambler here, he's actually right.
By using 6-8 decks, then cutting randomly and thus removing about 4 shuffled decks worth of cards from play, casinos effectively ruin the effect of card counters.

>>2224273
This.
But 8 decks still diminish the card counting edge. They reshuffle very early in the stack so the possible edge from counting always stays minimal.

>>2221580
Statistically, you generally can't beat the house. But you have to keep in mind that this is if you're sitting by the one machine playing for its full lifetime. You can win if you manage your money, and don't play non-stop on one machine/linked machine.

The odds are quite literally against you in all of the games where the house pays out, however, so the best way to ensure that you have a chance of winning is to play something where you bet against other players - poker for example, or anything with a betting pool, like a lotto, horse racing or something like that.

>>2224273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTHUWo4XbkE

you most likely wont win, the best outcome is to be down equal to the amount it would cost for the drinks you were given.

>>2224365
>>2224486
The chances are definitely lowered, but not for the reason he said. You keep a general running count of ratio face cards vs everything else and bet accordingly.

OP needs to realize that he will never win unless he finds some undocumented loophole and exploits the shit out of it. There is a reason Vegas has such extravagant buildings and hotels. Casinos are a business and they aren't going to let some retard effect their bottom line.

That said, gambling is fun as shit and you'll probably win now and again. Best odds are roulette, blackjack or poker.

"People think I'm a gambler. I've never gambled in my life. To me, a gambler is someone who plays slot machines. I prefer to own slot machines. It's a very good business being the house." - Donald Trump.

In short, the only way to beat the house.... is to become the house.

>>2221580
become the janitor for the casino

Fuck casinos

>be finally 21
>first day win 1k
>loose around that next time
>around 3k jackpot
>comes with w4 for taxes

Why can't I deduct losings

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>>2221580
You steal the wallets of their costumers while in there.

>>2225081
You need to somehow "lose" that same amount. Most casinos allow you to write an e check and get some cash that will come out of your account in a couple business days. Start doing That, save the receipts, Just do an e check and walk out the door. Save the receipts.

t. Degenerate gambler

>>2226454
What fucking receipts

>>2226471
Lol receipts from the echecks senpai. You don't have to lose that $$ at the casino.

>>2221580
>whats the best way to beat the house
Get lucky early and then never play again. If the house lost beyond the short term, then casinos wouldn't be viable businesses.

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>>2221580
Depends on where you live. My fav is blackjack when I'm sober. Craps is too nut-to-butt for me, not into the push-aside-nigger elbowing tier shit. Blackjack is cool when the casino is chill and slow and find a dealer that you can talk too. Hint: it's not the up and rising looking for a managers position.

>>2224091
If you practice, it's easy enough to count 6-8 deck shoes.
Watch for deck penetration, however, no matter how many shoes a casino uses. The casino puts a 'cut card' toward the end of the shoe and stops dealing after that. The closer the cut card is to the end of the shoe, the more predictable your game becomes as you approach the end.

>>2223087
nice

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>>2228341
Always find a dealer you can chill with for an hour or two or ten. Or the time of day. It's never the hottest dealer for me, it's the middle aged slow one. If a dealer doesn't let you think for a minute than ask when the pit boss is around if there's a slower dealer around cause "you're just learning". Chances are you'll also get a free room. But never let dealer change dictate how long you'll play a table for. Get up and walk away when some speedy prick comes in. If you're familiar after an hour with the table, leave your chips, cigarettes drink and stuff there and go take a piss. The dealer and pit boss should respect that enough to give u a room at least.

>>2226093
kek

>>2221580
Don't step inside the door.

>>2223087
>things that never happened
Theres only three cards you can get on the strip and they sure as hell won't net you 900 with blackjack

>>2221580
Honestly OP make a bitcoin dice website like Primedice and make the interface really simple and intuitive. You'll make a fortune.

>>2223087
>Got $20-$50 in chips
Would have taken that and just walked

Honestly OP if you want to win at gambling, bet liberals that Trump will still be president at the end of 2017. They are actually retarded enough to bet highly against you that he'll be fully removed from office, not even just impeached, within just the next 6 months and with Republican house and senate.

Easy fucking money.

>>2226811
>>2226454
Wait I've got a question. If you're writing the receipts and then walking out but writing if off as a tax loss, are you not losing more money than you started with before writing the check?