How do I get filthy rich with only a bit of money?

>>2219126
Buy oil futures

>>2219161

What about the Chinese beer market?

>>2219126
Those are clever names, I'm gonna steal them

Crypto

>>2219161
worst possible advice ever. Maby if it was 20 years ago, or even 5..

Invest in some shitcoin with low marketcap
hodl
pray

>>2219283
they all have high market cap now. you're extremely unlikely to get *rich* with $5000 like you would by buying bitcoin in 2010

>>2219322

Eh, I think we're just at the beginning of the bubble and I think there are still way to make a lot of money if you're patient and bet on the right horse IMO.

>>2219363
>still way to make a lot of money if you...bet
yes, anon.

>>2219176
If you are talking about imports sure but a ton of money has to go into making it profitable
>>2219263
Stay poor wagie, I have 80k coming to me in a few weeks so enjoy your speculative shitcoin

ICO gambling

>>2219126
You misspelled sustenance
Faggot

>>2219126
thats nearly 20 grand man.... mirin...

>>2219126
OP is a milfag.

You'll never be rich in the military.

>>2219126
Become a rentboy and find an old sugardaddy with diabetes and blood circulation problems.