I got 1000$ in the bank.

Rope would suit you best

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give it to me you fart sniffing troglodyte

I fucking love this place, just a bunch of poor internet trolls talking about currencies

>>2217991

Helium and a mask

1. Register on Coinbase
2. Buy Bitcoin
3. Register on Bittrex and obtain a bitcoin address
4. Send Bitcoin from Coinbase to the Bittrex bitcoin wallet
5. Buy Digibyte (DGB) with said bitcoin on Bittrex
6. Forget about it for a year
7. Log back on
8. ???
9. Profit

>>2218271
is this legit

Invest in your savings

>>2217991
Buy PEPE

>>2218350
no you will have 1000 crypto but virtually 0 fiat

safe = put it all in bitcoin. you'll prob have around 2k by the end of the year. maybe more or less. be willing to ride out the dips and corrections.

ethereum and ethereum classic are also fairly safe bets for now.

risky = invest in one of the cheaper coins that might spike in price the way bitcoin has a few times. this requires some research and keeping your eye on the markets, putting in sell orders, etc. you may not be willing to do all that. but it could potentially make you good money.

these coins include DGB, XRP, DASH, XMR

june is expected to be huge for DGB and XRP. no guarantees though.

the good news is the market corrected the past few days and normies think it's a crash and are selling off everything meaning you have the chance to get in cheap today.

bitcoin historically peaks on tuesday btw.

either option is better than letting it sit in a "high yield" savings account when "high yield" = 1%.

do whatever you can to not rely on having a fucking job someday. internalizing this approach to money will change your life.

>>2217991
Put in in Stratis/GNT/ETC/ETH and watch it grow. In a year it'll probably be 4k

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>>2217991
I would suggest buying bitcoin, at the least you will quickly double your investment, maybe more. Ignore the naysayers here.

>>2218614

i'll second the stratis recommendation for now. put a little in it the other day.

>>2218636
I meant, mooncoin

>>2218569
This.