GTFO BITCOIN RIGHT NOW

My close friend in the government who works with the federal reserve tells me next week they're banning bitcoin in the USA.

>>2205630
shit.. really? But I have a close friend in Illiuminati circle says the opposite.

>>2205630
Lies

>>2205620
PANIC! PANIC!

Oh god, why did I spend $2800 on a commodity that went up 300% in the last month, with the very end of the rise sending the chart in a straight line upward?

PANIC! PANIC!

>>2205630
Not likely, but once the bad stories start tricking out because of this crash, people losing it all, getting ripped off, etc. The question of a government ban will bear down even harder.

>>2205620

Problem is ethereum hasn't really had much media attention beyond an odd article, would that not suggest this could be a bear trap? Equally you can't use the same logic on cryptos as oftentimes it's completely irrational

>>2205649
I wonder how that stay at home mom who helped all her friends setup Coinbase accounts is doing...

>>2205654
When Crypto cross the chasm and normies start to throw money at it, we need to manipulate crashes and buy more cheap,

>>2205681
HAHAHA. It's probably the same bitch who sold them on selling Herbalife products. LMAO. Someone get Ackmann to pay John Oliver to do a takedown on Bitcoin, so we drive shortsell this sucker like it's 2014.

>>2205945
this

>>2205630
Cool, goes even lower.

>>2205620
i woned since i shorted bitcoin at 2500

>>2205992
>Someone get Ackmann to pay John Oliver to do a takedown on Bitcoin, so we drive shortsell this sucker like it's 2014.
Please let it happen

Can someone explain the logic of this market for me. See if i have it right.

BTC starts to get sold off hard, price nose dives
People start selling ALTS in the alt/btc market
ALTs start to get crushed while BTC conintues to fall

So not only do alts fall, but the btc they're selling them for is also dropping.
so people are effectively doubling down on their losses. Selling alts for btc while btc tanks

Did i get this stupidity right? Why is LTC and ETH not RISING since they're one of the few alts you can convert directly to fiat?

>>2205620
>mommy I posted it again

>>2206131
They want out of crypto altogether, so they trade alts into btc into fiat.

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