Fancy job titles and their real duty

>fluffer
>gets free meals everyday

>>2195174
kek'd

>Social Media Manager
>shills on facebook, rebbit, twitter and 4chan

>steward
>actually dishwasher/janitor

>IRS Special Agent
>Extortionist

>>2195433
so much this

>Customer Aquisition Executive

Cold-caller

Cryptologic Systems Technician
>sit in office
>eat junk food
>does not actually work with cryptologic systems

>>2195148

>product specialist
>reads manuals

>>2195148
>exchange owner
>crook

>>2195148
>Office administrator
>Basically a secretary

>4chan moderator/janitor
>some fat fuck neckbeard with cheetos residue on his fingers 404'ing threads day and night for free

>>2196127
tfw I want to laugh because it's true but then I want to cry because it's true

>project manager
>bullshitter

>waste operative
cleaner

>>2196140


lol this x 2.
>Senior executive administrator.
>Old secretary

>>2196334

Actually a legitiamate job. Maximising operations is literally how all big companies maximise their profits lol

>President of the United States
>Putin's cockholster

Upvote if you agree!

>>2195268
>4chan
>social media

>>2195148

>anyone in HR
>buying orange juice, sucking dick and smiling

>housewife
>full time crypto trader

>>2196504
No, fuck off. Out of the 12 project managers I've had to work with so far only one, just one, actually did his job right and didn't leave a steaming pile of shit behind him

HERPA DERPA 1/5 OF OUR GOALS REACHED WELP BETTER CLOSE THIS ONE WE DONE HERE PROJECT SUCCESSFUL

Fuck project managers

>>2195148
>Audit Analyst

>Number cruncherer

>>2195148
Genuine one from the rail company I used to work for....

>Train presentation operative
>Cleaner

>>2197733
operative is becoming more fashionable now

>lunchtime operative
dinner lady

>collection operative
bin man

>>2196504
>>2197264
i once worked for a finance firm that was brave enough to sack all of their project managers. no shuffling or anything, just outright fired every single one of them and had the teams do scrums every day instead. it didn't make any difference to at all except for the company saving a ton and morale improving.