Pathetic newfag here. How do I into crypto currency? >inb4 memes

>>2161272
You must become gay

>>2161272
you go to the bank and whip your dick out

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>>2161404
>>2161409
please guys, I'm desperate

Ok, so this is very difficult at first but here is what you need to do. Go to the bank, and create a new credit card. In it, deposit some money you wish to buy BTC with. After you have done that, chop your dick off, kill yourself, get aids.

How much money?
EU or US?

>>2161456
I have 600eu savings

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Deposit real life money into coinbase.
Then buy low, sell high.

Rinse and repeateth

>>2161429
What the others fags forgot to mention is that you must become a scientologist first, otherwise you can't crypto.

knee caps and timestamp on fivehead?

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>>2161272
>>2161478
^^ pretty much just know when to HodL em' Know when to FodL em' Gotta Love Helper Fags (GL HF)