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Alright, /biz/. I understand nothing on this board, so I need

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Alright, /biz/. I understand nothing on this board, so I need you to redpill me on business and finance and money.


I'm currently broke and as a result have no way of paying for my college education. But I'm willing to sell my soul to the jews to make money, if necessary.
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How to make money:

Rule #1: Buy low, sell high.

Rule #2: Invest in bull markets. (Markets that are very hot, rising quickly. For example: the cryptocurrency market is currently the hottest market on the planet, but there are others, such as the Iranian stockmarket, which are also very heated.)
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What is FAFSA. What are grants. What are scholarships. What is being a flippant retard.
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Invest all your money in crypto then when you think you made money pull out and get raped by the tax man
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>>2101512
>>2101523
tf is crypto? is it the meme on this board?
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I'm with you op wtf is going on, and how does this Bitcoin work.
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>>2101563
its the whole board
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>>2101497
Goyim have no souls.
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>>2101519
Parents are illegal so no federal aid or grants.

Not smart enough but not dumb enough for scholarships also no sport either... just plain average here.
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>>2101497
>IF necessary
bahahhahahahahahaha.
Oh sweet sweet summer child.
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>>2101523
>get raped by the tax man
your risk, governments profit
kek
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