Best Selling Author

>>2065702
You would actually need to write some type of story though. I'm not sure women want to read 400 pages of

>*dorbell rings*
>Is that the pizza guy?!?!?
>Sorry I have no money, I'll need to pay YOU SOME OTHER WAY
>uhh yeah fuck my pussy oh yeah my tits fuck my ass oh yeah

Also, there are a straight up infinite number of written porn books already on the market covering virtually every female fantasy so good luck distinguishing yourself.

>>2065702

I write furry stuff, there's no money in that, all the money is in art, and I have never drawn something more complex than simply 2D drawings of wars between tanks (boxes with half-cicles with a line pointing out) and helicopters shooting missiles from rectangular boxes underneath them.

>>2065717
How about a book where a female divorce lawyer fucks her male clients and then kills them to help the wives because she's a feminist. Girl power and sex.

Sweety, 50 Shades was Twilight Fanfic with the names switched, it is puuuure fangirl Kino, and the sex scene dialouges/tropes are common in erotic fanfic but enjoyed by women, since it's written for women.

>E L James
>Erika

>>2065717
More please. My bf is out of town at his HS track meet, and I'm actually wet from your story.

>>2065745
https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA

>>2065745
Chapter 2
>*enter scene, an auto body shop in Chicago*
>So how much will it be to fix my car?!?!
>Sheeit, gonna be about $1500
>Gosh Tyrone, there's no way I can come up with that kind of cash. I really need the car for work. Maybe me, you and your mechanic Jamaal can work something out?
>ohhh yeah fuck me oh fuck let me see that big black cock ohh god yes I'm cumming uhh yeah fuck my tight pussy

>>2065801
I wonder if her car is ever going to get fixed...
Can't wait for Chapter 3.

>>2065801
hnnng, I imagine Tyrone fucking a boipucci, plz post moar

>>2065817
Chapter 3
>*enter scene, woman driving in now fixed car*
>Uhh yeah let me get ahhh venti frappuccino with no foam and fruit snack box please
>That'll be $7.23 at the next window please
>Oh god, I forgot my wallet back at the mechanic, how can I pay?!?!
>uhh yeah fuck my ass ohh yeah pour iced tea on me ahh yeah my pussy ooh god let me lick your ass uuh

>>2065837
GOLD JERRY

>>2065726
Chapter 4
>*enter scene, Cook County correctional facility*
>Why did you rob those people Jamaal, you had a good job at the auto shop - WHY
>Sheeit I needed da money u cuz hoez keep payin for repairs wit pusy an I got child support due sheet I aint do nuthin
>That's awful, as your lawyer, how can I help
>ooh yeah ugh cum on me oh yeah I want to fuck the cell block uuhh yeah fuck my ass ohh fuck your wife is dead now uhh skeet skeet

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>>2065717
>>2065801
>>2065837
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>>2065867
>ohh fuck your wife is dead now uhh skeet skeet
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