Ask a guy who teaches English illegally in China anything.

do you swallow?

>>2064780

What are the memes like there?

There is little to no job security in any illegal career. You should change it.

>>2064791

I don't follow the local culture.

>>2064792

I know, but I think it's too late for me. What could I do as a late 20s degreeless university dropout back home at this point? I'd be stuck being a wagiecuck flipping burgers or some shit.

>>2064780
How much do you get payed? Where are you situated? I did this for a few months and have some friends that do that full time. I am not even a native english speaker. Met one Israeli guy that has a thick Israeli accent and was telling everyone that he is from Canada, completely got away with it. The real money is in tutoring really rich Chinese privately. Met a british girl that made 1k GBP a week just from tutoring one guy for an hour a day.

>>2064804

My last job I was making $3000 USD a month. Now I'm working part-time and am making jack shit. Trying to get a new job or more PT work, aiming to make at least $4000 a month.

It's not so easy anymore. The govt is cracking down, and now you need a work visa and a notarized degree for most teaching jobs

Try to make it legal before the government starts giving a fuck.

Do you know Chinese?
Are the people over there really heartless psychopaths that will kill someone's dog and eat them in front of them?

what a great opportunity:

how did you get your job?

how to go about finding work in china? can foreigners only teach english?

>>2064804
>payed

Not sure if intentional, but wp.

>>2064834
that's not bad at all. 40hrs/week?

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>>2064780
>he lives in china

Lmao anon are you stuck

>>2064780
Please gimme skype username. I need to talk to you.

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>>2064780
Hey OP I'm also in China but I have a job working from home back in the states so I just telecommute for money while enjoying the cheap and fun lifestyle here. I study Chinese here too.

I took a 1 day a week part time English teaching job (illegal) and it was the most pathetic and emasculating experience of my life. Never doing it again.

>>2064780
what is your opinion about undocumented immigrants in the US?

>>2065302
How do you go about getting a remote job like that?

>>2065302
Any good Rosetta Stone-esque software to get a basic understanding?

I'm afraid that taking Chinese in college will be too demanding for me to get an A and I don't want my GPA to drop. Also, I'm more interested in speaking than than reading/writing.

>>2064802

>What could I do as a late 20s degreeless university dropout back home at this point? I'd be stuck being a wagiecuck flipping burgers or some shit.

I started a mature age electrical apprenticeship when I was 25. Working in HVAC. Money was terrible during my time but if you prove you're reliable, competent and intelligent you will make decent money and be in demand.
I work in commercial so it's $75k/yr + car and fuel + super + overtime. So it works out close to a $95k base package + whatever overtime you do. You won't ever be rich, but you'll never struggle.

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>>2065320
Get lucky and have a cool boss who you can gain his/her trust

>>2065325
I took 3 semesters of it in community college before I came here so that's what I'd recommend honestly, you can always just check to see if there's a way to take a course "for fun" rather than for credit but honestly those 3 classes were easy as fuck A's. It's what I'd recommend, and learn everything, when you learn a new word learn how to read it too at least so you can talk to people on WeChat.

OP is a fucking loser though for making no effort to at least learn some of the language or culture. People probably laugh behind his back.

>>2065325
>I'm afraid that taking Chinese in college will be too demanding for me to get an A and I don't want my GPA to drop.

Couldnt find a better sentence to concisely illustrate whats wrong with the modern education system if I tried. I am stealing this for an article I have to write.